Red bull and the devil

[D_Claude Hopper]

I have no idea how I stumbled accross this, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0903/redbull.html

I thought it was a spoof at first, like the Onion. Then I realized it wasn't. That made it SO much more entertaining.

 

[D_alex8]

I thought it was a spoof at first, like the Onion. Then I realized it wasn't. That made it SO much more entertaining.

Erm... the whole site is a spoof.

 

[ceg1526]

I do believe it's a parody:

"...We’ve even had reports of little children taking a few sips of Red Bull and within seconds they start chewing on anything they can find! Poor Mrs. Simkins looked up from her Bible the other day only to find that her two granddaughters had gnawed through her crepe soles and the rubber tip to her cain! One parent reported that their three-year-old child chewed up half the plaid indoor-outdoor carpeting on their patio. Yes, indeed, carpet munchers in our very midst! ..."

It was the plaid carpet that tipped me off. Baptists use Astroturf.

Take care

Ceg

 

[D_Claude Hopper]

Oh wow, I've now taken my idiocy to a whole new plane of existence. See what a lack sleep can do to a man

 

[Pecker]

I guess it doesn't give everybody wings.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

No, uh, but this whole spoofed article gives me gas 1st, then a laugh.