Red bull and the devil

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Claude Hopper, May 14, 2006.

  1. D_Claude Hopper

    D_Claude Hopper New Member

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    I have no idea how I stumbled accross this, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0903/redbull.html

    I thought it was a spoof at first, like the Onion. Then I realized it wasn't. That made it SO much more entertaining.
     
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    D_alex8 Member

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    Erm... the whole site is a spoof. :rolleyes:
     
  3. ceg1526

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    I do believe it's a parody:

    "...We’ve even had reports of little children taking a few sips of Red Bull and within seconds they start chewing on anything they can find! Poor Mrs. Simkins looked up from her Bible the other day only to find that her two granddaughters had gnawed through her crepe soles and the rubber tip to her cain! One parent reported that their three-year-old child chewed up half the plaid indoor-outdoor carpeting on their patio. Yes, indeed, carpet munchers in our very midst! ..."

    It was the plaid carpet that tipped me off. Baptists use Astroturf.

    Take care

    Ceg
     
  4. D_Claude Hopper

    D_Claude Hopper New Member

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    Oh wow, I've now taken my idiocy to a whole new plane of existence. See what a lack sleep can do to a man
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    I guess it doesn't give everybody wings.
     
  6. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

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    No, uh, but this whole spoofed article gives me gas 1st, then a laugh.
     
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