What other visitor to Amsterdam has paid good money (of course in advance) for a romp with a sexy vroouw only to be told your lul is too groote (cock is too big) for them to accomodate? And then not get your money's worth be it gilders, florins or euros? This happened to me more than once-- Anyway, for me it's adequate "meat" for a story. The chick was pretty young as I recall. She gave me a gloved handjob for my money. Older and wiser, that's me.