Rediculous Message of the Week

[Lex]

Below is the text of an email message I receieved from my profile on another site:

From: NAME CHANGED
Date: 11 Feb 2006, 18:18
hi your well hot and good looking. i wish you fuck me in your hot jeans, they are so sexy. would you fuck me in your jeans? will you let me wear your sexy jeans to wank in them as i have a jeans fetish. please don't have sex with a women in your sexy jeans as i don't like women going near men's sexy jeans thanks.

Wow--I'm don't think I have ever met anyone with a jeans fetish.

Help me understand...Please!

 

[naughty]

LOL!

I love it! We need to have a section for ridiculous messages. Oh .wait a minute, then again maybe not. At least it wasnt from a hating troll who simply stated " I bet you are a worn out 65 year old crack ho whose P.... smells like old tennis shoes! " LOL! IM for my snappy come back! LOL!

Naughty

 

[GoneA]

 

[windtalkerways]

Wow, Lex-you really attract
some interesting characters!

Naughty-yikes! Troll indeed!

GoneA...she'll have to be ironing
the wrinkles out in her golden years.

 

[B_big dirigible]

Maybe I shouldn't ask .... what was this other site?

 

[Lex]

Oh, it's okay really. It was on either bigmuscle.com, bigmusclebears.com, or dudesnude.com. I am on all three. ;-)

And to be clear, it is the picture of me in this outfit, showing my jock and part of my butt (as found in my profile here). Nothing so bizarre as to elict that email, I assure you.

 

[Matthew]

"i don't like women going near men's sexy jeans" ... lol ... people are so weird.

 

[Chuck64]

First, that's a hot picture no matter what you're in to.

This is sort of like my question about toe-sucking on the other thread. Sorry, I forgot what Alex said the proper term was for it and I'm too lazy to look it up.

I've never heard of a jeans fetish, but why not? I assume it's like an underwear or leather fetish. It's difficult to explain - there's no logical explanation for any of them. To him, that's just really hot.

I wonder if he really expects anyone to respond to a message like that? The "women going near men's sexy jeans" comment is just weird.

 

[Lex]

Thanks for the kind words about the pic, Chuck. The jeans are simply Gap Baggy Fit (Available online only)--unbuttoned, open and hanging off my ass. Nothing you don't see in most malls among the youth, right? ;-)

 

[D_alex8]

First, that's a hot picture no matter what you're in to.

This is sort of like my question about toe-sucking on the other thread. Sorry, I forgot what Alex said the proper term was for it and I'm too lazy to look it up.

I've never heard of a jeans fetish, but why not? I assume it's like an underwear or leather fetish. It's difficult to explain - there's no logical explanation for any of them. To him, that's just really hot.

I wonder if he really expects anyone to respond to a message like that? The "women going near men's sexy jeans" comment is just weird.

Shrimpers are toe-suckers. :wink:
As for jeans fetishists, I would love it if they were known as 'denimists', but that word seems to have extremely limited currency. But it's hardly surprising that an item of clothing that shows off bulges in guys and curves in women is going to become a fetish-item, I guess. One of the main internet forums is:
http://www.denimplanet.com/

 

[D_alex8]

Thanks for the kind words about the pic, Chuck. The jeans are simply Gap Baggy Fit (Available online only)--unbuttoned, open and hanging off my ass. Nothing you don't see in most malls among the youth, right? ;-)

The youths in my local shopping center certainly don't know how to make them look as enticing as you do, though :wink:

 

[Lex]

All I do is put them on. Really.

 

[windtalkerways]

It's the butt, Lex...it's the butt!:wink:

 

[Lex]

It's the butt, Lex...it's the butt!:wink:

OH NO, not according to that message.

It's the JEANS, baby...

J. E. A. N. S.

Denim.

Cotton, baby!! COLORED!!

(I can hardly keep a straight face typing this)

 

[windtalkerways]

Lex, I could most definitely
see you in these...:wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=237&d=1139749796

 

[Lex]

Did you see my response in that thread? No way in hell I fit on those. Gives me a headache just thinking about it...

 

[windtalkerways]

Oh yeah...and I also saw the
reason why...very nice indeed...
but hey, I have an active
imagination, ya know. :wink:

 

[Lex]

I tend to go for Rugged Muscle Stud look over Sexy Queer Guy vibe but for you, hey--it's negotiable. I will NOT wear those to the grocery store, however....

 

[Freddie53]

Lex, I could most definitely
see you in these...:wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=237&d=1139749796

When?

 

[windtalkerways]

I tend to go for Rugged Muscle Stud look over Sexy Queer Guy vibe but for you, hey--it's negotiable. I will NOT wear those to the grocery store, however....

But Lex...with your bod, it
would be the rugged, sexy
stud look...