windtalkerways
Experimental Member
Freddie53 said:When?
When, Freddie?
Okay, call me a typical blonde
but I'm not 'getting' it.
Freddie53 said:When?
Haha, you said "colored." Not pc, my friend, not pc. Now you have to say "african-american cotton" or "mordant and dye treated cotton."Lex said:OH NO, not according to that message.
It's the JEANS, baby...
J. E. A. N. S.
Denim.
Cotton, baby!! COLORED!!
(I can hardly keep a straight face typing this)
DC_DEEP said:Haha, you said "colored." Not pc, my friend, not pc. Now you have to say "african-american cotton" or "mordant and dye treated cotton."
Um, that PM was obviously from someone whose english is about as good as my norwegian, or who seriously needs to repeat grades 1 - 6 several times.
Message him back and tell him you'll cut a hole in the back of his jeans and fuck him with a vaseline covered baseball bat.Lex said:Below is the text of an email message I receieved from my profile on another site:
Wow--I'm don't think I have ever met anyone with a jeans fetish.
Help me understand...Please!
madame_zora said:Yeah, we should have a thread devoted to the inane PMs we collect elsewhere, I get some funny ones too.
madame_zora said:Lex, you look hot in your jeans, but I'd still rather see you out of them. That way we won't get any woman-love on the jeans to scare of your new suitor!
Yeah, we should have a thread devoted to the inane PMs we collect elsewhere, I get some funny ones too.
Sorcerer said:Mine fall into the following three catagories:
1. "How big is your cock?"
2. "Cam? XPix?"
3. To tell me how brilliant I am
The rest are ok, from friends.
Lex said:Below is the text of an email message I receieved from my profile on another site:
Wow--I'm don't think I have ever met anyone with a jeans fetish.
Help me understand...Please!
Thank you.CUBE said:You are a clever guy though...I mean really...that's not a pick up line as much as a compliment
Lex's reply said:How about if I cut a hole in the back of your jeans and fuck you with a vaseline covered baseball bat?
NAME CHANGED's response said:yeah and could i wear your jeans though to wank in them? your jeans are sexy, so are you.
My Email: NAMED CHANGED@yahoo.com
LOL I know you have more genius than that, sexy man. The fact that I have been trying everything I know (including offers of gourmet dinner and a free photo session) to get you down here is no secret! Once we have everything else taken care of, you and I can validate a pic TOGETHER and post it on LPSG.Lex said:Stay away from me YOU. I KNOW you!! You just wanna tie me up in that dungeon of you and your hubby's and have your way with me!!!
AAAHHHH!! (screams)
*runs and trips*
Oh No!!!
Lex said:But do YOU dream of jerking off in my jeans after I fuck you while I am wearing them?
THAT is the question, sexy.
P.S. Ask you BF is we can play around. I am coming down there eventually.
Jeez, I dunno what else...a double bat fuck?Lex said:You know--I DO need more jeans. I wonder how much he'd be willing to pay?