Redneck Humor or Actual Event?

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  1. Pappy

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    Redneck Humor, or maybe a real event



    A gas station in Tennessee was trying to increase it's sales, so the
    owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local
    redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he guessed
    correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer guessed (8), and the
    proprietor said, "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no sex this
    time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for
    a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave
    him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
    redneck guessed (2) this time, and again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it
    was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
    game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied,
    "No it ain't Billy Ray, it's not rigged...MY WIFE WON TWICE LAST WEEK."
     
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