Redneck Logic

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I saw the first one this weekend, thought it was pretty funny. I like Ron White the best. While the second one isn't rated as highly as the first one , it's still rated pretty high (4 out of 5 stars)

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Pecker@Mar 3 2005, 02:44 PM
You might be addicted to the internet if...

You use "LOL" in oral conversation.

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Oh, that reminds me of this ad I saw on TV the other day:

"About time you got out of the house. All you do is IM!"
"LOL, Ed. L. O. L."

 

[jonb]

Oh, here's a redneck joke for you:

http://madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=5701

 

[husky14620]

Originally posted by yaoifun+Mar 3 2005, 11:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(yaoifun &#064; Mar 3 2005, 11:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-HungArnold@Mar 3 2005, 06:32 PM
Things that you would never hear a redneck say:

1.) Gollee, I couldn&#39;t marry her. She&#39;s only 13&#33;

2.) Why would you want to date when you have a perfectly good sister at home?

3.) TV wrestling is fake&#33;

4.) Elvis is dead.

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5.) I&#39;m gawnnuh go tayke uh shower Peggie Joe Sue&#33;

And you might be a redneck if your lawn ornament used to get 21 Miles Per Gallon.

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Yawl must o got that bakwerd, cant be 21, musta bin 12. 21 wood hav ta be wun o dem foren lawn ornymints.

;-)

 

[yaoifun]

If you were taught to lie through your "tooth"..... You MIGHT be a Redneck&#33;