Redneck Special Forces

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  1. Chuck64

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!
     
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    Ooo! Ooo! Send me! Send me!
     
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    Go Rednecks!!:tongue:
     
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    Taste just like chicken ... LOL.
     
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    Prime example of why (some) women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Sad though it is. Paying sales tax doesn't give you the right to sanction slaughter or bullying, either way.
     
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    If you honestly think I am serious,
    then you have another think coming
    and countering with a neanderthal
    comment was very classy too!
     
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    Yeah, men do such a superior job of voting. :rolleyes: to say the least.
     
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    Ouch. I think that means he was very confused, yet still voted for Howard Dean before he swithched to Kerry.
     
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