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Reincarnation

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Jun 6, 2007.

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    Two men died and went to heaven. God greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to earth as whatever you want to be."

    "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"
    "No problem," replied God, and POOF! The guy was gone.

    "And what do you want to be," God asked the other guy.

    "I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
    "Easy," replied God, and the other guy was gone.

    After a few months, their mansions were finished, and God sent an angel to fetch them back.

    "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Canada!"
     
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    Both were good!! haha
     
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