Relationship Between Car and Cock Size!!

B_Chris_9_inches

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Hey
I was just wondering if there is any relationship between car and cock size!!

Do big cock = big car!! or big cock = small car!! or fast car!!
just curious!!

I drive a 1995 Honda Civic in Metallic Blue!! and im 9x5!!

How bout the rest of you!!

Ladies, feel free to give your thoughts too!!

thanks!!

From Chris!!
 

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Good question - although I own 3 vehicles (and am currently single)

Ford F150 Crewcab Truck (about the longest vehicle Ford owns)
Mercedes R500
Nissan 350Z
 

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I've heard guys with smaller ones buy fancier cars to make up for lacking elsewhere...

But I drive a black 2005 Nissan 350z convertible and I've got a niner downstairs. So maybe it's not true.
 

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Used to have an Austin Mini Cooper (tiny car!) was 7.5" at that time.
Current car is a Lotus (tiny sports car!) now I'm 8.75"
Phallic extension rules do seem to be true in my case.
 
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BMW 328i ~ kinda small by American comparison :rolleyes:
 

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I'm a car guy.

My daily driver (because I'm a masochist) is a Lotus Esprit, which is low enough that I can subvert toll booths at parking garages by driving under the barrier :D (til they catch on to me and lower the barrier by a few inches... I'm lucky I was paying attention that day)

Also got a big honking 55 Chevy. Most people probably would think I was overcompensating...

By the way nice SG in the avatar

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I believe in the inverse relationship theory myself.

My car is so small that I fear being crushed by a MINI Cooper.
 

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wrench said:
i drive an 18 wheeler...what does that say about me?

It says that you're probably one of the safest drivers on the road, wrench.

I let my CDL expire a few years ago when I could no longer raise my foot high enough to step up into the cab.

Now I drive a 2003 Dodge Grand Caravan from which I've removed the two back rows of seats. It provides plenty of room for a couple of electric handicap carts and my dick, too.
 

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i'm generalizing, but it seems like guys with big dicks can end up driving just about any type of vehicle. there seems to be more of a correlation between cars and less-endowed guys. maybe they're unconsciously compensating? i know it's a stereotype, but i sure have seen a lot of little guys getting out of very expensive or very large cars!