Relationship Between Car and Cock Size!!

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hungmark said:
Sorry mate, but anyone who drives a Beemer instantly drops down the table to ... "its the size of my little finger"

LOL, i'd hate to know what you think of the poor guy driving a 7-series;-)
 

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danglybanger said:
My daily driver (because I'm a masochist) is a Lotus Esprit, which is low enough that I can subvert toll booths at parking garages by driving under the barrier


I can park the MG underneath tractor trailers. On odd occasions that has been useful.
 

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dickman45885 said:
I drive a Ford Escort, yes my cock is nearly as long as my car.......


lol

I used to drive an Escort L. Once I pulled up to the light and a just-plain-Escort (no L or LX or anything else on it) pulled up next to me and revved his engine. I left him in my dust.

Good old L's.
 

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My company furnishes me with a car (chevy impala) not exactly my choice but it comes without a payment book... bumper sticker seen on the back of a toyota carrolla "Your big SUV doesn't make up for your little pecker" kinda says it all.
 

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absolute rubbish. i have a 540i/6-speed and a cock that drives guys nuts! :)

anyone seen the recent passat commercial? an attractive couple in a passat driving by guys in various cars with megaphones shouting out stuff. the guy in the viper says: "i'm compensating for my shortcomings." the tagline: passat. lowest ego emissions in its class.


hungmark said:
Sorry mate, but anyone who drives a Beemer instantly drops down the table to ... "its the size of my little finger"
 

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My dailey driver is 40ft long but all I got for a dong was 7& a quarter.
 

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Yes, there is an undeniable relationship between car and cock size!!

If you buy a bigger car, your penis grows!!

If you sell it and buy a smaller one, it will shrink!!

I drive a '99 Mazda 626!! And I'm 16x3!!

You're welcome!!

From Chase!!
 

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ok im 5inches and i drive a 96 Grand Am GT....4 dr...although.....its a show car:eek: maybe i am compensating..meh ah well.... im happy with my life and with my wife so whatever, being big dont crap:cool:
 

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Well... I drive a goddamn '03 Accord which I don't even own, my johnson is still about 8 inches long. Draw whatever conclusions you please.
 

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hey, nice to see so many of you interested!! i guess there isnt a relationship between car and cock size!! maybe compensating for cock with big car!! lol!!

btw, i dont drive a 1995 Honda Civic in Metallic Blue, i said that, cuz i was going to buy it!! and i thought i would get it, but he sold it to a higher buyer!! which is ok, cuz i bought another car which im picking up today!! 100% defo!!

its a 1993 Honda Civic 1.6 Vtec 125bhp in silver, drives like a dream, 0-60 in 7.2 seconds!! i cant wait!! lol!! (and im 9x5) lol!!

Keep ur posts comming!!

Chris
 

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Well, I thought it was the faster and sleeker (ie viper) the smaller and less affective. On that note, I own a 97 camaro with a body package (Realllly purdy looking) and when I have tried have never been able to use it to score. I also own a cherrokee, mystique and drive an 18 wheeler for a living. I usually push 9" or so.
 

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It is a good question. I don't know about relating car size to cock size, but it does seem people who drive really big cars are trying to make up for something. At least here in the States.