Remember the Toast?

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There was a toast I heard a old guy say at one of my Dads parties. went something like:

The creation of the pussy first was a the artist who chisled the hole
Second was the upholster who lined it with velvet within.....and so on, anyone know it. I remeber it was funny as hell , but I was 14 or so eavesdropping from my bedroom window!:tongue:
 

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Is this it?
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Dirty Sex Jokes - The Creation of a Pussy

The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.