Remember the Toast?

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  1. JBisme

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    There was a toast I heard a old guy say at one of my Dads parties. went something like:

    The creation of the pussy first was a the artist who chisled the hole
    Second was the upholster who lined it with velvet within.....and so on, anyone know it. I remeber it was funny as hell , but I was 14 or so eavesdropping from my bedroom window!:tongue:
     
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    Here's to the woman in the little red shoes
    We offered her liquor; she drank all our booze
    She lost her cherry, but that's no sin
    She's still got the box that it came in
     
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    Is this it?
    Google search creation of pussy
    Dirty Sex Jokes - The Creation of a Pussy

    The Creation of a Pussy
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher,
    with smart wit,
    using a knife,
    he gave it a slit,
    Second was a carpenter,
    strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole,
    Third was a tailor,
    tall and thin,
    by using red velvet,
    he lined it within,
    Fourth was a hunter,
    short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur,
    he lined it without,
    Fifth was a fisherman,
    nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
    Sixth was a preacher,
    whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it,
    and said it could pee,
    Last was a sailor,
    dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a cunt.
     
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    :laugh2:Thanks, yep that was it.
     
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