Remembering the Pirates

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    Click [link=http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi]here[/link] to get your very own pirate name!

    I'm Wench Jimmy the Blue,
    or Swashbuckling Robert if I use my real first name and not my nickname.
     
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    jackinman: :D :D, I'm Seaman Burly Tongue. With my real first name it would be Keeper Drake The Rough Toe.
     
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    gigantikok: Deckswabber Tarred Stubble here.

    This is fun! :D

    Man, I miss those guys *sniff* :'(
     
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    longtimelurker: Ahoy Maties - Let me introduce my new self as Sir Nimble Leg.

    Not so much a pirate, more of a sleazy old man methinks...
     
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    AnonyMs: And I sail the high seas as

    Captain Maria Lindsey the Cutthroat.

    Argh!
     
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    sammygirly: Yargh!

    Keeper Esmerelda the Green

    So give me yer green! Now or I make ye walk the plank!
     
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    Aaarrr!

    Captain Red Toe the Fearsome!

    I stubbed the scurvy thing on the Poop Deck on St. Elmo's Day last and had to have 14 swabs flogged for thinking it was funny. Grrrrrr!

    Pecker

    (Aaaarrr! Pirates love cats! They taste just like chicken!)
     
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    Gee, you guys got some cool names; mine came out as Commodore Jones ... how very boring! But hey: I was already an ass pirate!
     
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    mindseye: Arrrrr! Second Mate Jack the Gold here! Avast ye lads and lassies, and salute the Jolly Roger when ye sees her fly!
     
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    wvalady1968: I'm Scribe Esmerelda, thank you very much!

    :D
     
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    inquiringmind: I'll draw and quarter the  blaggard who named me "Bertha Drunk Beard"! May he rot in hell! The scurvy knave!

    Bertha Drunk Beard the artist formerly known as Inquiring mind
     
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    inquiringmind: Double,

    I may rue the day I asked this question, but what the hell is an "Ass Pirate"? It sounds painful and illegal! Come to think of it, both are rather pirately traits.

    Inquiring Mind
     
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    gigantikok: I thought my first pirate name sucked. Deckswabber Tarred Stubble, what the hell is that? So I went back and added my last name as well as my first name and got this instead:

    First Mate Tom the Purple

    I like it much better! :)
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1064116568;start=0#12 date=09/21/03 at 22:17:54]First Mate Tom the Purple[/quote]

    Barney! You old dinosaur!
     
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    throb919: Reason enough to go by Tony and not Anthony:
    Tony = First Mate Bill The Pegleg
    Anthony = Ivan The Pink

    Speakin' of pink: Inquirin' mind, darlin'--ass piracy (plunderer or plundered) isn't painful if you're doing it right and--thanks to the Supreme Court ruling in the Texas case--is no longer illegal! (Trying really hard to avoid all pirate puns...)
     
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    inquiringmind: Thank you Throb,
    Keeping in mind my delicate sensibilities, you explained that with much finesse. It does sound like it could be enough to shiver me timbers though!

    P.S. I have a feeling that A.P. may have gotten defendant Bryant, an artist formerly known as NBA Star, in trouble. Have Texas talk to Colorado...

    Inquiring mind
     
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    [quote author=inquiringmind link=board=99;num=1064116568;start=0#11 date=09/21/03 at 21:19:05]Double,

    I may rue the day I asked this question, but what the hell is an "Ass Pirate"?[/quote]

    Oh, we're into plundering and booty ... good old-fashioned fun and games. Ass piracy is not for everyone, but it keeps me off the streets.
     
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    throb919: No, inquirin'--I must've been too delicate. That was heterosexual and nonconsensual (depending on whom you believe). Being an ass pirate is just being gay, so named for (apparently) not-so-obvious reasons. No real piracy involved. Necessarily. Judy Tenuta has a whole routine on gay-guys as "Butt Pirates." That Kobe Bryant thing is something else altogether...
     
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    gigantikok: throb compelled me to go back and add in ANY variation of my name. I got all these:

    William Short Toe
    Treacher Dark Wench
    First Mate William the Drunken Stubble
    Capn Arthur the Burly Wench
    Lackey Paul the Scurvy
    Deckswabber Kidd
    Jimmy Rough Leg
    Captain Tom the Yellow Stubble

    I dunno, I think Capn Arthur the Burly Wench kinda has a ring to it. :D

    Which one do you guys like best?
     
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    Iceman: Arrgh! Mine is Seaman Samuel the Wicked, although my real name has nothing to do with Samuel.
     
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