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    HELLO LPSG-ers,

    Invisi here. I liked the "MISQUOTE THE POST" game. So, I was thinking about popular mainstream culture. How about applying the same thing to product slogans? Things you see. Own. Watch. Use.

    For example: McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It!" could be remixed into Shirley McClaine's I'm Channeling It!" Furthermore...The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ could be remixed into "The Book of Whorin': Another John Used So I Can Buy Some Crack." or "The Beef of Strogan: Another NastyBox of Hamburger Helper." (If you wanted to technical on semantics. :wink: )

    The thing is you have to write the original source slogan first. Remix the original.

    Have fun,
    Invisibleman.

    PS: Okay, I will start you off:

    Pork--The Other White Meat.

    Dork--The Only Smart Man.
     
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    VAULT--Drinks like a soda, kicks like an energy drink.

    REMIX'd

    LOVE--Feels like heaven, kicks you in the balls straight to hell.
     
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    The Matrix has you.

    REMIX'd

    The PostEx has glue.
     
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    Sometimes you feel like a nut.
    Sometimes you don't.
    Almond Joy's got nuts.
    Mounds don't.


    REMIX'd

    George Bush acts like a nut.
    Hillary don't.
    Insurgents got crazy beyotches.
    AMERICA don't. :rolleyes:
     
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