Repetitive Dumb Questions On LPSG

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  1. B_Hung Jon

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    1. "Is it possible for a straight guy to get butt fucked by 20 guys and still be straight?"

    2. "Can a straight guy suck off my grandpa?"

    3. "Is it gay for a straight guy to want to wear his wife's panties?"


    PLEASE ADD MORE TO THE LIST!!!!!

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    4. Could I be a pornstar?
     
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    5. im 8.5" x 7.0" am i averge?
     
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    Is it OK to use ziplock bags because regular condoms are too small for me ...

    Ladies, how big a cock does a guy have to have for you to go on a coffee date with him?

    Does anyone have any pics of Alexander Graham Bell's cock? Was it big?
     
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    9. "Ladies, do you like a guy to fuck you in the ass on sundays or mondays?"
     
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    Why does my asshole hurt after I got fucked by a 12 inch cock for 10 hours straight?

    Am I gay?

    Ladies, have you ever sucked on a big fat juicy cock, and let the precum ooze over your lips, allowing the guy to cockslap you...blah blah blah... penetration...blah blah blah cumming on tits?:tongue:
     
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    Shall we agree that any question starting with "Ladies,..." is gonna be dumb?
     
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    13. Ladies, would you like to fuck me?


    I think that's a good guess, krispdx
     
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    14. "Ladies, do you think I'm dumb?"
     
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    and my favorite ACTUAL question:

    15 "Ladies, what does it feel like to get fucked in the pussy?"
     
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    16 Is cut or uncut better :rolleyes:
     
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    Do XXL condoms make my ass look fat?
     
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    18. How big is Mandingo's/Rocco's/Nacho's/whoever's dick? I think it must be at least twelve inches long.

    (Please include the number!)
     
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    Ladies: are you serious when you skooch your ass away and yelp "you are gonna split me in two" OR are you anxious to bounce up and down on my greased up pogo stick???
     
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    Ladies are my balls too small?
    Do most girls suck?
    Ladies can you rate my cock?
    Am I big enough?

    Chat:
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    Do you like big cocks?
    Rate my cock?
     
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    And these kind of LPSG posters...:rolleyes:
     
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    Any bisexual single-boobed lady twins in northwestern Iceland into organic cucumber dildo action?
     
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    I'm 100% straight, but I love big dicks...and sometimes I blow my buddies and once in a while I like to take it in the ass on a weekly basis...am I normal?

    I'm a straight happily married man, but I frequently have sex with men on the side...my wife doesn't know...does that count as cheating?
     
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    is john wayne hung? is clark gable hung?






    um....no, they're dead, so i'm pretty sure they're not hung today....if they ever were.
     
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    Do you think that.........(fill in the blank)..........is hot?

    Is John McCain hung?

    Do you think Sarah Palin is a slut?
     
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