Repetitive Dumb Questions On LPSG

[hockeyguy741]

My all time fav was asking if hockeyguy, Tardis, and I had a thing going. sheesh We just play games peeps.

you promised not to tell.........

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I lied, they don't know we do have a thing going. shsh it's okay lil man.

 

[NEWREBA]

Have you ever had sex with a monkey?

 

[unzipped]

Only the evil flying kinds (think Wiz of Oz)

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Any straight guys here like sucking off another dude after the gay pride parade?

 

[StormyB]

"Do you think I qualify as big?"

"Is bigger better?"

"Are all black guys hung?"

"Are there any straight guys out there that enjoy pussy like me?" :261:

 

[Principessa]

I'm a gay man but lately I've been thinking about sex with a woman. Does that make me straight? Do I have to change my %?

I have been happily married for 21 years and have 3 children. My wife just found out I have had a male lover for the last 18 years and flipped out on me. I say it's not cheating if its with the same sex. What do you all think?

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I'm a gay man but lately I've been thinking about sex with a woman. Does that make me straight? Do I have to change my %?

I have been happily married for 21 years and have 3 children. My wife just found out I have had a male lover for the last 18 years and flipped out on me. I say it's not cheating if its with the same sex. What do you all think?

I can answer that with another common question:

Is it cheating if I just do oral and don't have intercourse?

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

is it true asians have tight pussies?

would you let me cum on your face?

how do you think my cock would feel in your ass?

why am i obsessed with asians having tight pussies?

would you swallow my load?

why do you like big cocks so much?

will i die a virgin?

no, really, do asians have tight pussies?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

" I'm not gay, i just like looking at cocks "

" Why did you get cut ? "

" My girlfriend won't let me have intercourse with her, i think she is a lesbian, do you ?"

 

[B_dumbcow]

Any guys with big cocks on LPSG?

I'm an extremely sexy supermodel and I want to cam with you! (note - my camera... um... was kidnapped by photogenic hamsters)

 

[lucky8]

I'm curious, was your penis big as a child?

When did you notice your penis started growing?

How did you get your dick so big?

When you were young, did people stare at you in the shower?

These 4 questions all come from the same person, in private messages, on a weekly to monthly basis...I think there was even a thread about it. I know I'm not the only one this guy sends these questions to. Guy, if you're reading this...stop sending me PMs. Your questions are painful. We don't like pedophiles here

 

[lucky8]

Looks like we have a new winner: "Is Joe the plumber packing?"

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Shouldn't that be,"Does 'Joe the Plumber' have a big pipe?"

 

[deleted213967]

Shouldn't that be,"Does 'Joe the Plumber' have a big pipe?"

Wrenching

 

[B_Hung Jon]

"Is your dad big like you? How about your brothers?"

 

[Principessa]

is it true asians have tight pussies?

would you let me cum on your face?
how do you think my cock would feel in your ass?
why am i obsessed with asians having tight pussies?
would you swallow my load?
why do you like big cocks so much?
will i die a virgin?
no, really, do asians have tight pussies?

Tell the truth Stacy, all your dates conclude with a happy ending and you give great massages. :tongue:

I'm curious, was your penis big as a child?

When did you notice your penis started growing?

How did you get your dick so big?

My guess is Miracle-Gro

When you were young, did people stare at you in the shower?

Why would your shower have had a window to the world. It wasn't the Today Show.
These 4 questions all come from the same person, in private messages, on a weekly to monthly basis...I think there was even a thread about it. I know I'm not the only one this guy sends these questions to. Guy, if you're reading this...stop sending me PMs. Your questions are painful. We don't like pedophiles here

"Is your dad big like you? How about your brothers?"

Eeeww that's just creepy. :yuck:

 

[Principessa]

Is it true black pussy is tighter?
How big do I have to be for you to have sex with me?
Will you take my virginity . . . please?
Why are black women so much tighter and wilder in bed?

 

[polesmoker]

Do you like it when guys cum on your tits? Immediately followed by.....Can I cum on your tits?Would you rub it in? How big is your husbands cock?Can you send me a pic of his cock?I get those in PMs. but the incest threads keep popping up. WTF. That is so gross

 

[Principessa]

How can I make my girlfriend enjoy anal sex with me? She keeps crying and screaming for me to stop. I don't understand it cause I'm not that big, I'm only 8.5 x 6.25.