Osiris
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Well, lets investigate to get to the bottom of this crime.
I propose Congress appeal to the Justice Department to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate Craig and all about him.
The Special Prosecutor will be supplied with scores of millions of dollars and an army of investigators over the next several years. The Special Prosecutor will be equipped with subpeona power to compel testimony from Craig's family, friends and business partners in an ever-meandering fishing expedition of unrelated topics designed to dredge up every aspect of his private life for publication in a giant report. All at taxpayer expense.
That should satisfy everyone.
I heard there is this prosecutor who is a real Starr in the field. For $40,000 a page, he'll get to the bottoms off all the people he has had affairs with.