Republican Electability In Florida Depends On.....

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Do you remember the good old days when politicians were warm and fuzzy and kissed babies? Well those days are over. In Florida, if you're a woman running for congress, it's of paramount importance that you know how to fire a weapon. The bigger the better. And even better if you have one hot bod packing heat in a campaign commercial, firing a semi-automatic in jeans painted-on a tight tush. That's my kind of congresswoman. Who cares what political stances she has on a myriad of important issues that vex and confound us in the year 2020.

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The pudgy prince of hyperbole and horse...er feathers...flew into Tampa the other day. On the tarmac he stood in front of a whole slew of Florida sheriffs. Unlike other states such as California or Ohio, in Florida a county sheriff practically has to have a Screen Actors Guild card. Polk County sheriff Grady Judd didn't attend the event because his celebrity status is such that he couldn't grace his presence for a lessor luminary like Donald Trump. However standing directly behind Trump was none other than Pasco County sheriff Chris Nocco. Nocco originally wanted to be a tight end in the NFL, until he discovered at the U of Delaware that he was a 6'4" human statue with hands of cement. Gridiron dreams dashed, he was appointed to office by-- you guessed it--former Republican Governor Rick Scott.

So what have we learned children? In Florida, law and order and the ability to blow the balls off of every animal, mineral and vegetable from Key West to Tallahassee is of much more importance to the average Republican voter in November than curing COVID-19 and saving Grannie Grunts from a potentially lethal virus. Oldsters are worth sacrificing if Donald Trump gets elected to another four years.


 
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Trump Florida Fan Gets Into A Bar Rumble

Nicholas Arnold Schock Slaps Woman on Video During Trump Rant in Florida: Cops | Heavy.com

Pop's Sunset Grill on the Intracoastal waterway in Nokomis, Florida has that wonderfully relaxing cheeseburger in paradise feel to it. It's a bar-restaurant with a large curved sign over the entrance that reads Through These Portals Pass The World's Friendliest Mortals. Demographically, virtually all of those mortals who frequent that establishment happen to be Caucasian. Nicholas Arnold Schock, age 36 from Wauchula, Florida, counts himself as one of Donald Trump's most ardent supporters. So far not much is known about him other than he lists "White Supremacist" as his occupation. Last Friday Schock visited that whitest of places hugging the Gulf of Mexico to share his beliefs with the clientele.

It didn't go as planned. It may have been his questionable attire-- shirtless with some ragged blue shorts in danger of falling down and black tennie-pumpers. Or his language with the female bartender-- "I'll bet you want some of this right now? Ever been fucked by a horse cock?" Whatever the reason, things began to deteriorate quickly as a direct proportion to his alcoholic intake. Not surprisingly Schock was asked to leave the premises. He didn't go softly into that good night. Instead he launched into some self-styled 2020 Trump For President campaign rhetoric.

"Aryan Nation will rule the world!!!"

Fortunately, friendly bars like Pop's Sunset Grille are populated around Happy Hour with a seemingly endless supply of beefy bouncers and patrons. So after Schock defiantly proclaimed "If you don't know Donald Trump, I'm not going nowhere!" and took a swing at the only human being in the immediate area he determined he could defeat--a female server--the local contingent of boxing and martial arts enthusiasts took him down in short order. He remains in jail today, unable to post $620 bail.
 

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Florida man upset he can’t bring cutout of President Trump to dialysis

"A Florida man undergoing kidney dialysis three times a week is upset that he can’t bring a life-sized cardboard cutout of President Donald Trump for emotional support.

Nelson Gibson told WPBF that his family can’t sit with him during his three-and-a-half-hour treatments. To help, he began bringing a picture of Trump as a comfort item."