The latest scandal involving a darling of Republicans and, by extension, God, reminds me of the Republican Holy Bible that I became aware of in recent elections. God has inspired a new version of the Holy Bible. It has only two instructions. You must be dogged in your obligations to (1) outlaw abortion and (2) prevent gay people from having any rights. It is okay to engage in those activities yourself. All that God requires you to do is oppose rights for anybody else.