Research: 57% of all women masturbate at work - can you imagine?

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  1. B_johnschlong

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    I read this recent news article about a Danish research report:

    SpitsNieuws : Helft vrouwen masturbeert op werk

    It's in Dutch, but any dutch speaker will confirm. You can also use babelfish or some other website translation service to check for yourself.

    The report says that 57% of all working women (in Denmark and Belgium) masturbate regularly at work. They do it to relieve stress, or out of boredom. Psychiatrists and sexologists are not surprised, they say masturbation is good to prevent burnout.

    Some bosses reacted as if they were not surprised. One boss: "Well, I see some of my employees taking a break to smoke a cigarette; I see others taking a break to masturbate."

    Sexologist Rikke Theussen says: "Nowadays women are bombarded with erotic messages and signs at work. For them it is easier to reply by masturbating, than by keeping all that tension inside."

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    Well, well, the sexologists, psychologists and employers are apparently not surprised, but I am!! 57% of all ladies around me, here at my jobsite, masturbate regularly! How come I've seen only a handful of them at it? :biggrin1:
     
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    Hell yes, I can.

    I like the "doing it out of boredom" part.
     
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    oh i only wish i could masturbate at work but I work retail, so the environment there isn't ideal at all ! :p And the timing as well !
     
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    I'm not in that 57% I've never had my own office and I wouldn't be turned off in the public bathroom.
     
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    Never done this.

    But now...I work from home. Maybe I should revise my answer. :wink:
     
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    When I consistently clocked 60-80 hour work weeks, I did it constantly.
    It worked not only as a stress relief, but kept me energized throughout 10-14+ hour days.

    There were never many women in the company, so I would nip off :)shrug:) to one of the lesser used bathrooms and work it out. Often.
     
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    OMG - they found out my secret! *runs out*
     
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    I cannot imagine that percentage in the UK.
     
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    I truly wonder what the percentage is of women in the US that masturbate at work. I know I used to be one them.... before I stopped working. I would get bored in my office or sometimes I would just be turned on by the naughty emails I was receiving from a guy I was dating at the time.
     
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    nldn and Ganieda, I think the Low Countries (Belgium, Netherlands) and Scandinavia are far more liberal - sexually - than the Anglosaxon countries. So perhaps the percentage is lower there. But nonetheless, if the percentage is almost 60% in these countries, then it must be high even in the more conservative Anglosaxon nations too. Amazing.

    Ganieda, seems like you used to do it for the reasons outlined by the sexologists: when women get excited over erotic messages they receive at work, it's not unusual for them to start playing with themselves.

    The only thing is: I have only seen a handful of women masturbate at my workplace. But if 57% do it regularly, I should see many of them at it, every day. And that's not the case. So women have to be good at covering up their act.
     
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    :08: Thank you, NND! I'm glad you appreciate a woman of my qualities.... or, is it just my casualness with at work masturbation? :biggrin1:
     
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    pieter tells me regularly "service is hell in belgium. i go to macdonalds and i have to wait over 15 minutes. Whipping up some fries my ass"
     
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    And then take a train from there to Belgium or the Netherlands? Why not just fly direct? :wink:

    The 57% figure is difficult for me to believe. I'm not even sure that many women have their own office or are willing to do it in a restroom.
     
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    It's a recognition of my growing...uh...appreciation for all things Lady Shady.
     
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