Retirement home

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Ralph reached the age where he could no longer take care of himself. His kids reluctantly decided to put him in a retirement home. He met some new friends, took up a few new hobbies , and generally had a good time.
    A few weeks later , a new woman was put in the same home. She had alzheimers desease. As a result, she would run around flashing her genitals while shouting SUPER PUSSY. She did this for hours at a time her first day at the home. She happened by Ralph and one of his new friends sitting on a bench out front. She walked up to them, lifted he bath robe and shouted
    SUPER PUSSY!!!! and ran off. Ralph turned to his friend and said "I'll think I'll take the soup!!!"
     
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