return from planet XENU IV

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Greetings and salutations. I was the victim of an alien abduction as a child and was forced to be a sex slave to large busted green alien women for years. Eventually they appealed to my constant pleading to return to my home planet. Now I find that I am only aroused by green women. As there are no green women on this planet I find it very lonesome. Perhaps I will just have to buy large quantities of green paint.
would you find it strange if someone asked to coat you in paint?
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Lol, thought this was going to be a Scientology thread.

Lol, same here, glad I'm not the only one. Especially since there's a pretty well known anti-cult/anti-Scientology site called Xenu TV (I think it's XenuTV.com, maybe .net?)