Ever fell asleep in a public place and woke up with a boner, and people staring at it ? Ever had part of your big meat slip out of your gym shorts ? Ever went on a beach in Speedo that was too tight for your thick cock ? Ever put on the wrong combination of loose boxers and tight pants that reveal all your bulge to everyone ? Tell me about wardrobe malfunction and all other accidental exposure of your big snake... And don't forget to mention your size (soft and hard) and people's reaction when they saw your package !