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    This joke was dusted off by me 'cos
    I think it stands up pretty well. :smile:

    [FONT=Verdana,]Charlie was excited about his new rifle [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]and decided to try bear hunting. He [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]spotted a small brown bear and shot it. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Right after, there was a tap on his [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]shoulder and he turned around to [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]see a big black bear. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]The black bear said, "That was my [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]cousin and you've got two choices... [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]either I maul you to death or we [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]have sex."

    After considering briefly, Charlie decided
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]to accede to the latter alternative. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Even though he felt sore for two weeks, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Frank soon recovered and vowed [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]revenge.

    He headed out on another trip
    [/FONT][FONT=Verdana,]where [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]he found the black bear and shot it. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Right after, there was another tap on [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]bear stood right next to him. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Charlie. That was my cousin and you've [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]got two choices. Either I maul you to [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]death or we have rough sex." Again, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]Charlie thought it was better to cooperate.

    Although he survived, it took several months
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]before Charlie finally recovered. Outraged, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]he headed back to the woods, managed [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]to track down the grizzly and shot it. He [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]felt sweet revenge, but then there was a [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]tap on his shoulder. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]He turned around to find a giant polar bear [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]standing there. The polar bear looked at him [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]with a big grin and said, "Admit it, Charlie, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

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  2. B_Danceswithlamps

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    Haha. Niiice... ;D
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!

    That is priceless Eric!

    And so apropos to the joke!
     
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    Pretty good there, windy, but the version I heard was that the hunter went after the same bear with various weapons, & you know the rest.
     
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    Maybe the bear wanted to be a bottom, Chuck!:tongue:
     
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    The Kids in the Hall did a great skit on their show entitled
    What to do if a Bear Attacks.

    The funny thing is on their show, they use the Gay definition of a Bear:biggrin1:
     
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    Admit it. Y'all don't really come here for the jokes, do you?
     
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    unbearably funny!
     
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    :biggrin1:

    I'm just sticking this old joke under the bear...:wink:

    Searching The Rabbit
    [FONT=Verdana,]The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]all trying to prove that they are the [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]best at apprehending criminals. The [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]President decides to give them a test. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]He releases a rabbit into a forest and [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]informants throughout the forest. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]They question all plant and mineral [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]witnesses. After three months of [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]extensive investigations they conclude [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]no leads they burn the forest, killing [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]everything in it, including the rabbit [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]and they make no apologies. The rabbit [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]hours later with a badly beaten bear. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]The bear is yelling: [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana,]"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

    [/FONT]
     
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    Absolutely!
     
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