Richard cheese?

[mephistopheles]

This is a nasty subject, but how many uncut guys out there have a problem with "dick-cheese"?

Dont be afraid to admit it! The truth will set you free.

 

[novice_btm]

Ah, I thought you meant Richard CHEESE.
(Who, BTW, is a scream!)

 

[D_alex8]

Ah, I thought you meant Richard CHEESE.
(Who, BTW, is a scream!)

Whereas I thought it was gonna be a thread about Whoopi Goldberg being unable to control her laughter at the name of news anchor Ricky Cheese.

And so long as one has the ability to shower or otherwise clean oneself, then dick cheese shouldn't really be a problem for any uncut guys. Except those fetishists who deliberately 'cultivate' it in order to enjoy their cock cheese desires... which leave the rest of the population dry-heaving.

 

[snoozan]

I know plenty of cut guys with more dick cheese than the uncut guys I know.

dick cheese, like crotch crickets and heiny spiders, is more about cleanliness than anything.

 

[hung]

And I always heard it called "Head Cheese."

I am uncut and never had a problem. Maybe the great unwashed do.

I have always had water available so I was able to keep myself clean.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I'm cut and don't have a problem with it since I avoid it! Fortunately most of the uncut guys I have had contact with keep it clean.

 

[playainda336]

And I always heard it called "Head Cheese."

Which is actually, the name of a Dragon Ball GT song in Japan.

Is this six degrees of separation, or what?

And how does a cut guy get "dick cheese" anyway?

 

[DC_DEEP]

Three words:

SOAP AND WATER!!!!!

Three more words:

USE THEM, PLEASE!!!

 

[SteveHd]

mephistopheles, is there indoor plumbing in the village that you live in?

 

[cinderian]

On occasion and with the right guy, I have a slight fetish for a mild cheezy uncut dick. I have no foreskin, however my Prince Albert piercing has been known to produce some stink - I do like to keep it clean. I also like the smell that accumulates in my navel or the crack of my ass.

 

[B_josiah852]

I am uncut and find the thought of head cheese disgusting. Don't get me wrong. If you like the stench, that's your business. I could not imagine offering my manhood for a hot wet mouth and it being nasty like that. If nothing else you can lay it over in the sink and wash it if you wash nothing else. Remember if you don't keep it clean enough to eat off of, then no one will. Just my opinion. Don't want my underarms to smell, don't want the crack of my ass to smell and above all else, don't want my cock to smell.

 

[FreshOnTheScene]

And I always heard it called "Head Cheese."

I am uncut and never had a problem. Maybe the great unwashed do.

I have always had water available so I was able to keep myself clean.

I've always felt the words "head" and "cheese" should never be that close for any reason.

 

[jordanj]

Not had a problem since I started puberty and realised that the smell was gross. Never had it since then.

 

[D_Peacocke Rimplougher]

I started to get smegma a few years ago. At one point it was really pungent, washing really didn't help matters. Now I still wash it off every morning, but there is less and less. Depends on your diet I guess.

Remember, smegma is there to help your dick, not hinder it. Smegma is natures lubricant.

I always give him a quick wash if I know I'm gonna get down to it.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

People seem to enjoy eating ass. How did smegma get a notorious reputation? It looks a lot like the stuff you find in they corners of your eyes in the morning. Donno if it tastes the same. It's probably better not to eat it, but I doubt if it would hurt you.