My friend works on his TV show, "The Richard Simmons Dance, Frolic and Wobble Hour" and has informed me that while his penis is nothing to write home about (seriously, DO NOT write home about it, mother will NOT care) his nuts are enormous and prone to escpaing during particularly strenuous routines.
When a rogue plum appears, the camera men are instructed to close in on Mr Simmons face (who will relate a story about his dog) while my friend slides in on his back and taps said man grape back into the safety of the leotard.
When a rogue plum appears, the camera men are instructed to close in on Mr Simmons face (who will relate a story about his dog) while my friend slides in on his back and taps said man grape back into the safety of the leotard.