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  1. Mem

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    Everyone has one.
    You were born with it.
    No one can touch it.

    You still have it once you are dead.

    What is it?


    Answer or post your own riddle.
     
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    a name?
     
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    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
     
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    Nah, it's a shadow.
     
  6. Mem

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    those answers both fit but I was thinking something else. I will PM both of you with my answer.

    Actually not everyone believes in a soul.
    You are not born with a name, you are given one.
     
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    Ah ..... makes much more sense....
     
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    In the morning it has 4
    At noon it has 2
    In the evening it has 3

    What is it?
     
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    A person

    as a baby crawls on all fours
    as an adult walks on two legs
    as an elderly person uses a cane.
     
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    I never liked that one. It's a pain in the ass because the morning refers to early in a day, and early in life... but it's too much of a stretch.
     
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    I prefer....

    What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
     
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    The letter M.
     
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    Is that your way of telling me to give you a hard one?
     
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    2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
     
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    Because only 3 went fishing. One father, one son, and one son who is also a father.
     
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    I always start each day on all fours, progress to standing by mid day, and have to use a cane by evening.
     
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    What's big, red, and eats rocks?
     
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    Grandfather-his son-his grandson

    (Hey teach ... what's the plural of 'fish'?)
     
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    If you have to ask ...:cool:
    Meester Swave.

    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
     
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    That'll be The Big Red Rock Eater :rolleyes:
     
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