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Everyone has one.
You were born with it.
No one can touch it.

You still have it once you are dead.

What is it?


Answer or post your own riddle.
 

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In the morning it has 4
At noon it has 2
In the evening it has 3

What is it?

A person

as a baby crawls on all fours
as an adult walks on two legs
as an elderly person uses a cane.
 

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2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

Because only 3 went fishing. One father, one son, and one son who is also a father.
 
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I never liked that one. It's a pain in the ass because the morning refers to early in a day, and early in life... but it's too much of a stretch.

I always start each day on all fours, progress to standing by mid day, and have to use a cane by evening.