ridiculous post about ejaculation

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  1. ssongs

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    I was doing some research on the internet about having headaches after you cum. Found a few threads here on LPSG, did a google search and found some other site where someone was asking about the same problem. One of the replies to his post is as follows:

    "Dear Sir,

    It is unbelievable for how big is the lack of information and knowledge in western countries regarding the ejaculation in terms of losing the sperm for men. You should never ejaculate (losing sperm) except when you want to have children. The technique to maintain the sperm during sexual contacts was known and developed from ancient times in eastern hemisphere at least and it is based on very simple and for some people sad FACT: by ejaculation the man/animal is dying. The complete explanation is not simple, but in short the sperm is most complex and precious human/animal substance, it is very similar in chemical composition with the brain and there is a tremendous effort for the body to create and deliver this precious substance. I say substance only to be short but in fact it is not a substance at all, is not a chemical compound is a conglomerate of millions of living beings!
    By losing sperm you will suffer the following:
    - the brain will diminish in size and functionality and at old age you will suffer of Parkinson disease;
    - sharp head ache;
    - loss of hair on head, teeth damages and loss;
    - loss of calcium in bones;
    - heart functional deterioration;
    - shorter and painful sexual contacts;
    - great loss of energy, many times trying to compensate with overeating;
    - the main energetic circuit which starts in sexual organs, goes up on back bone, hit the top of the brain and come back through mouth, tongue, thyroid, heart, navel and close again in the sexual organs, is the main engine of the body and this circuit is broken and the energy will be released outside instead of being used by the internal organs;
    - in time kidneys and prostate will be damage.

    To ask a doctor to remove the consequences of a bad behavior, against the laws and physics of your body, meantime continuing the bad behavior, is useless. The doctor will rid of you by giving you some drugs to shut down you nervous system in order to inhibit the pain but you will slowly die, your body will continue to decay until main organs will be affected and a bigger pain will come back.

    FYI
    By controlling the ejaculation me and my wife have a very good health despite that we are in our 40s, in 16 years of marriage we had our children when we planned for, no undesired pregnancy, not use of anticonceptionals. Anticonceptionals are chemicals which damage the internal endocrine balance and it is one of the reasons many North American women are fat and hysterical. You cannot play with internal glands secretion without taking a big risk. I still ejaculate 2-3 times per year because of negligence or imperfect control over the ejaculation. By controlling the ejaculation a normal sexual contact can be prolonged close to one hour since ejaculation is the reason for termination of a sexual contact.

    I wish you a better life,

    Andrei"


    What the hell? It's sad that he believes this! Might as well say that hair will grow on your palms.
     
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    if i start now, working back from 2-3x/day, how long do u think it will take me to cut down to 2-3x/yr?

    hmm...i've got a headache, i'll do the math on that later......after i watch some more porn....
     
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    ^ nice.
     
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    Hell, I should be a shrivelled up mummy by now if all that were true ! LOL ! Oh well... what a way to go !!!!!
     
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    "Andrei," which, btw, is NOT an eastern name by any means, has just spouted off every myth about masturbation except that it will cause hairy palms. Sperm does not contain millions of living things. Semen does, however, contain millions of sperm. Sperm are in no way similar in chemical composition to the brain, with the exception that they both have DNA, RNA phosholipid/cholesterol membraines, and a whole complex shitload of amino acids. Also, they contain NO calcium, as calcium actually immobilizes sperm (immediately). So, no chance of bone degeneration from ejaculating. Someone on that other forum needs to educate "Adrei" pretty quickly so he can stop spreading lies.

    And now... I have a headache. Though I think mine is due to lack of food.

    And ssongs, in case you were wondering - headaches after ejaculation are somewhat common and are caused by the wide fluctuation in blood pressure that accompanies orgasm. If they are long-lasting or extremely painful, you should consult a doctor as it can indicate a whole host of medical problems that should not be ignored. If they aren't long-lasting or extremely painful, they're pretty much "normal."
     
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    Thanks, joyboytoy79. They don't last long, only about 20 seconds or so, but they just started about a week ago, so I was curious. And it seems that if I use lotion or lube and slowly masturbate, rather than like a wild monkey, I don't get a headache.
     
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    oooohhhh ssghjiirtr, ii guuesss ,rthe ppparerkinnson'#ss haassd glot me
     
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    It’s sad that there are people who believe such stories.​
     
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    The only time that happens to me is if I had a lingering headache to begin with.
     
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    Every once in a while one encounters a post that is so rediculous as to count in the archives of comedy writing.

    There is no medical basis in fact for any of this "dribble" (Oops! dribble, maybe that will cause premature Alzheimers)

    What is really sad is that there are people who are so ill informed that they actually believe this kind of fiction.

    The people authoring this need to go out and really do some medical studies that are not based on old wives tales............

    Lots of Laughs on this one.....................
     
  12. Meniscus

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    Although I agree that Andrei is wrong, his beliefs are not particularly unusual. His theories come from traditional Chinese medicine. I'm not sure what current practitioners of Chinese medicine believe, but for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, it was believed that men should not ejaculate except to have children. It was believed that ejaculation caused the loss of "yang" energy. (Similarly, the French call the post-orgasmic sensation of loss of energy la petite mort, "the little death.") Instead, men were taught various delay techniques so that they could bring themselves right up to the point of orgasm, and remain there, in a constant state of high sexual tension, maintaining maximum levels of yang energy. Better yet, if they could bring the woman to orgasm, without ejaculating themselves, they could "steal" the woman's yang energy. (It's notoriously sexist, but so is traditional Chinese culture.)

    I could be mistaken, as it's not my area of expertise, but I believe some aspects of Tantra emerged out of or were informed by this belief system.

    P.S. Pardon the digression, but I just have to say that the more I read his posts, the more taken I am with joyboytoy.
     
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