Ridiculous thread topics

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by D_JohnQPubic, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. D_JohnQPubic

    D_JohnQPubic New Member

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    Please suggest some. Be creative.

    I'll begin...

    Rate the left big toe of the poster above you.

    Has anyone ever self-sucked while you are inside your GF?

    New photos of my dick next to the same Red Bull can in the other 200 photos I already posted. What do you think?
     
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    Looking for 9.5" plus in Antarctica
     
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    Can you tell me how much this girl likes me? Here are three sentences describing her.
     
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    When my girl screams, "FUCK YEAH DON'T YOU DARE STOP!" is she just stroking my ego?
     
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    Is it better to have a 6.5" x 5.5" penis or a 6" x 6" penis?
     
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    Is grinding in a clockwise direction better for the g-spot? Or counterclockwise?
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    pet, you're supposed to make them up, not just steal them off page 2 of Women's Issues.

    :wink:
     
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    Making up or lifting from elsewhere... It's equally entertaining. :)
     
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    does pe really work?
     
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    :pat: Oh, you're right!

    It's difficult to get more ridiculous than reality in there. :tongue:
     
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    I don't believe a 12 inch cock exists; here's a pic of my 13 inch cock. When I show a woman my penis and she laughs at me and says put that tiny thing away, what's she really trying to say? If I get gang fucked by 6 men and blow all of them and let them cum on my face, am I gay? Do ankle socks make me gay?
     
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    I'm Asian, look at my big penis. ( come on now that's funny)
     
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    how to make my ass h*le bigger
     
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    This thread is hilarious! I've only been here a short while and have already seen some topics that just leave me scratching my head. :shrug:

    Quite a few of them seem to fall into the category of "does that make me gay?", so I am sure we could come up with a bunch with that theme:

    * I got my left / right tit pierced, does that make me gay?
    * My friend and I passed out drunk in the same bed last night, and I may have accidentally touched his ass, does that make me gay?
    * On my way home from the Rick Santorum rally last night, I stopped off at the bath house and lay on my stomach and let a bunch of guys whose faces I never saw come into the room and fuck me repeatedly, does that make me gay???
     
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    How much is that doggie in the window (woof woof)
     
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    rate my penis above you, comments unwelcome
     
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    " I have a 14" cock, but my camera is always broken."
     
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    "An exhaustive list of similarities between sex an child birth"

    "Does doing _______ make me gay?"
     
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    ladies only reply please ..........(fill in the blank)?
     
  20. D_JohnQPubic

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    I'm gay, but the other day I accidentally brushed up against a girlfriend's breasts and I got a little hard. Am I straight? :confused:
     
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