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why am i straight? did my parents make me so?

if i placed my finger up my butt, would i turn gay?

can i be bi, and not be aware of any sexual feelings for females?

- actually quite legit questions, answer them please....
 

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Last week I took a piss at work and my manager came in and used the urinal next to me. The next day I got a raise! I hope another VIP will see my cock when I'm at the urinal. I've been drinking as much coffee as I can. I think maybe I shouldn't be spending all my work hours in the bathroom but how else can I show VIPs my dick? I'm starting to suffer from the shakes real bad.
 

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I am only 18, and have a 9.5 penis (soft),hard it only gets 3 inches bigger i know this is under average, help me please.....
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Waitresses are always so friendly to me. How do they know I have a big dick? They're looking at it all the time aren't they? Do you think they talk about it? Should I show it to them? I really want to show it to them.

Love this post, petite! I laughed out loud, not like everybody just types "lol" for the hell of it, but literally. You're snarky...I like that! Reminds me of that Onion piece from a few years ago, "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
 

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I took a pic of my dick compared to my balls. (in Show Off)

Richard Simmons (in Celebrity Endowments)

The blurry, artless, coulda-been-stolen-from-anywhere cock pick appreciation thread. (in Show Off)

Show Us Your Cankles (in Show Off)
 

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Any other totally, 100% gay guys want to meet to go to bars and pick up some bitches to fuck individually, in private, in their vaginas? I am totally gay but everyone likes to fuck bitches now and then in their vaginas. We could even compare the size of our football teams' debt problems and, who knows, maybe even have a taste of each others' pints if we get different ales. Drop me a line if you are totally gay. NO STRAIGHT DUDES PLZ!
 

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When I'm having sex, and it's time for the money shot, what happens if I accidentally shoot it inside her? Will we have to wait until I recharge or would they still wrap the shoot? I am not a virgin btw, I've done it loads. K thanks.
 

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I loved the Onion article. That was priceless!

Thanks for the compliment! :biggrin1:

No worries. Keep 'em coming, I don't think I do this as well as you do...

Can I get a minority scholarship because my cock is so much bigger than everybody else's? Would I have to prove it? Cuz, that's kinda gay lulz
 

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"How can I stop my pussy getting hairballs?"

"My boss wants me to work late - does that mean he's gay?"

"All Asian men have small dicks."

(Whoops! That last one is real! SMFH!)
 

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I have a combined fetish for used underwear & used condoms, would this exclude me for presidential nominations...
promise i have never inhaled either... thoughts please...



oh dear, i do get bored with myself...ha