Right, Which One Of You Did This? - 'denmark Launches Children's Tv Show About Man With Giant Penis'

Well...?

  • Errr, he did it! (Points over there)

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  • Who cares, I'm watching it, don't judge!

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • Why just Denmark, every country should have this!

    Votes: 8 57.1%
  • WTF Denmark?! Please reboot 2021

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Well here in the states we did once have a show where a man was a giant dick. Think it was called it "The Apprentice".

But in a country where a 2 second shot of a nipple shield from 50 feet away causes grown adults (who presumably have had sex) to aim for their swoon couches, cartoons like that are a dilemma we will never have to face.
 

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I'm going to be completely honest here. This is the kind of thing I think about all the time. I have never in my life seen my own personal fantasies view of world captured so perfectly.

The only thing is that this will drastically increase size anxiety wherever it catches on.
 

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Move it a few inches back, add vertebrae, muscle & fur and you get:

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a prehensile tail!

Instead of de-sexualizing our copulatory organ into a heroic multipurpose fifth limb, why not this? ;)

BTW our species still has genes for this prehensile beauty. Imagine a genetic future where we bring it back!
 

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Move it a few inches back, add vertebrae, muscle & fur and you get:

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a prehensile tail!

Instead of de-sexualizing our copulatory organ into a heroic multipurpose fifth limb, why not this? ;)

^^ I like the concept as is. BTW, have you not had the pleasure of seeing the "Puppetry of the Penis" show? :

 

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^^ I like the concept as is. BTW, have you not had the pleasure of seeing the "Puppetry of the Penis" show? :


lol... no I haven't but I remember seeing a dick trick program on a cable porn channel years ago which was quite creative... especially guys making man-ginas and penetrating themselves...
 
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lol... no I haven't but I remember seeing a dick trick program on a cable porn channel years ago which was quite creative... especially guys making man-ginas and penetrating themselves...

That disappointing clip in post 10 stopped short of showing what those men do. So here's a clip from "the Pupperty of the Penis" show via the HBO Real Sex Documentary Series:


 
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Move it a few inches back, add vertebrae, muscle & fur and you get:

View attachment 38556651

a prehensile tail!

Instead of de-sexualizing our copulatory organ into a heroic multipurpose fifth limb, why not this? ;)

BTW our species still has genes for this prehensile beauty. Imagine a genetic future where we bring it back!
Some whales have prehensile willies.
The more you know....
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