As a result, you have politicians on the right who talk a good game about social conservatism, but pursue a pro-business (and by extension, anti-consumer) agenda instead.
This is a false dichotomy. In fact, it's just Marxism. The concept of economic struggle is one of Marx's central tenets. This has been oversimplified to the notion that in any economic or social situation in which two distinguishable groups exist, one
must be exploiting the other. For a chronic moralist - a disease of both right
and left - from there it's only a small jump to the conclusion that one of these groups - the assumed oppressor -
must be evil, and the other - the assumed oppressed -
must be good. Marx himself avoided that judgement by confining himself almost entirely to the realm of economics. He asserted it to be a "scientific fact" that (in the economic cases he himself studied) the "oppressed" would triumph, and that this would be a Good Thing and should be encouraged to happen sooner. The logical fallacy is obvious, but at least Marx didn't extend his principles to social interactions; that fault belongs to his followers, in a way reminiscent of the rise of the vile doctrine of Social Darwinism, which can't be blamed on Darwin himself.
There is of course another view, the antithesis of the Marxist one, and that is that pro-business does
not automatically imply anti-consumer. It recognizes that businesses and customers are necessarily tied together, but
not necessarily as two opposite ends of a see-saw. To a card-carrying leftie, this is a dangerous consideration - it means that conservatism might
not be inherently evil.
The next question is obvious - how can one possibly be pro-consumer if he's also anti-business? Where are consumers to get their goods and services if not from business? From government, of course - bring on those Five-Year Plans! And
voila, the modern Marxist rears his head.
None for me, thanks. That experiment has already failed too many times, and been responsible for far too much human misery.
I think you skirted the "false populism" aspect of conservatism in the second paragraph - the "We're against big government (but in favour of big business)" posturing.
It's hardly posturing. It's a perfectly legitimate view, and, what's worse, may be a correct one. To conservatives, I suspect that it's not only regarded as correct, but vital.
I think that a lot of conservative "humour" suffers from the same sort of problem as their "populism" does. It just looks like humour - but the punchline comes off as heavyhanded and/or meanspirited as opposed to funny.
That rather depends on who's the butt of the jokes. Some think that the left makes a better butt for jokes than the right. The left isn't obligated to like that, but that doesn't mean that the jokes aren't jokes.
I found that they looked like rock bands, and sounded like rock bands - but just superficially. They were almost entirely about the message, not the music, and that made them almost entirely uninteresting to me.)
Yes,
Live Earth seems to have been a dud all around (though I suppose
U2 has done all right with amateurish political claptrap masquerading as music). Message
uber Music is a losing tactic - look at
Charlie on the M.T.A. We remember the song, even if we don't remember five cent fares too well.