Riskiest places you have ever masturbated?

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In a sleeping bag while two of my friends slept on either side of me. We were on a week long hike so I had to get some relief. Another time I jerked off under the covers in bed while a friend of mine was laying next to me reading a comic magazine facing the other way. I came pretty fast when I was younger. One more memorable place was at a spa that had a big pool with various whirlpools and bubbly massage things. I was sitting in one corner of the pool among the bubbles with water up to my neck and jerked off. I think I was chatting with my dad while I did it.
 

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At work, at my desk but it was on the weekend. I had to cum so, took care of it right there. It was one of those wank sessions that I used my memory of the night before (images in my mind) to rub one out. No porn at work to jerk off to but my dick was hard thinking about the fuck I had enjoyed just hours earlier.

I shot my load into the little trash can in my cubicle. When I was done, I heard a door close... perhaps somebody did watch me. It felt good though.

DAMN... that's hot!!!!
 

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One time, I got caught in a parking lot near the beach in San Diego. I found a spot away from others and went at it. Right as I started to cum, I noticed a women in the corner of my eye on the passenger side. I tried to cover up but ended up making a mess everywhere lol. I kind of freaked out, worried she would call the cops on me. I raced out of there and didn't have any issues.

One other time was in my own apartment, on the ground floor. Don't know if this counts as "risky," but I pretended to not notice that a couple of neighbor gals were outside my window, watching me. I figured I wouldn't be in trouble since I was in my own place and they had to look through the window at the right angle to see me. I took my time and blew a huge load. I don't think they knew that I knew they saw me. But they called me on the phone later that night (likely while they were drunk) and were asking if this was "Bob's Big Boy" (name of a local restaurant lol). I was too shy back then to approach either one to see if they wanted it.
 

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Laying out in a park with a hottie jerking me off under my backpack. We were drinking and lounging and he really wanted to get me off. As we laid down on a blanket he assured me we were remote enough for no one to notice, but after I unleashed a massive load that flew over his head we got up to find that people were close enough they could have easily seen. Was super hot knowing we could get caught...the more he tried to hide his motions the harder I got.
 

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The thought of getting caught does NOT turn me on at all....
I used to get so horny at work, that on my lunch, I'd drive to this parking lot down the street from office, park, crack the windows, let the seat back, and beat my dick. FELT SO DAMNED GOOD.
Then changed offices, and used to do it a lot, in the restroom at the office... a buddy of mine that lives outta state, and I would text and get each other really horny.. then we would coordinate a time to slip off, and nut.. and send each other the videos of us beating off... my dick is getting hard now talking about it LOL...
Also did this in class back in middle school... but it was really rubbing my dick under my coat till I busted.
Used to beat off on one of the aisles at Waldenbooks too when I was a teen... they had these erotic novels that were in a special section... and I'd always go to read them at the back of the store... and jack.. then shoot all over the floor....
Gas station bathroom... and I think that's it LOL
 

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The thought of getting caught does NOT turn me on at all....
I used to get so horny at work, that on my lunch, I'd drive to this parking lot down the street from office, park, crack the windows, let the seat back, and beat my dick. FELT SO DAMNED GOOD.
Then changed offices, and used to do it a lot, in the restroom at the office... a buddy of mine that lives outta state, and I would text and get each other really horny.. then we would coordinate a time to slip off, and nut.. and send each other the videos of us beating off... my dick is getting hard now talking about it LOL...
Also did this in class back in middle school... but it was really rubbing my dick under my coat till I busted.
Used to beat off on one of the aisles at Waldenbooks too when I was a teen... they had these erotic novels that were in a special section... and I'd always go to read them at the back of the store... and jack.. then shoot all over the floor....
Gas station bathroom... and I think that's it LOL
If you still have the videos. Please post
 

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If youre talking about alone, then for me it was when driving on a busy highway. With someone else, I met a guy at a rest stop while traveling and we jacked off in the parking lot in his car. I felt bad because i sure made a big mess of his dashboard and seat!
 

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If youre talking about alone, then for me it was when driving on a busy highway. With someone else, I met a guy at a rest stop while traveling and we jacked off in the parking lot in his car. I felt bad because i sure made a big mess of his dashboard and seat!

I'm sure that was part of the appeal! It sure would be for me!
 
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At work seated opposite my colleague separated by a partition. Open plan offices, you gotta love em.

I just did a photo shoot with this Asian model who had me leaking precum for the past hour. I had to exercise willpower not to jizz in my pants when we did the suggestive poses. Fuck was I horney.

As soon as I got back in the office I downloaded the photos and began pouring over them pretending I’m working.

Colleague came in and sat in his workplace directly opposite. My cock throbbing in my pants the crotch all cold and wet with so much precum as if I blew my load already.

Yeah well it didn’t take long and I began spurting in what can only be described as a water pistol. Cum soaked and quiet as a mouse I got up and made my way to the men’s room where I used to the whole toilet roll to wipe what seemed like a jar of oysters spilled in my pants.