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I was best man.Groom and I went to change.We were both down to briefs and socks and he tackled me.We were wrestling on the floor laughing and groom started grabbing my coc k through briefs.He is tickling me and yanks off my briefs.I always thought this guy was straight but he is going down on me like a pro.I return the favour and rip off his Calvins.I pin him and rim him until he moans and shoots over himself.I clean him up with his ripped Calvins.He starts almost crying over not having underwear for under his tux.I give him mine.Won't be the first time for me.
 

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Have to think about it, but off the top of my head I’d have to say after a massage after the masseuse left. This isn’t one of those places where sex is assumed. I got so horned up during the massage that I couldn’t go out in the lobby with that raging boner (though I did seriously consider it). I had to give myself a happy ending.

Of course, the masseuse could have walked back in at any moment.
 

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In a Ford Granada taxi on the way to London, reclined the seat and placed a jacket over my lower body, slowly unzipped my jeans and slipped down my briefs and started to fondle my cock, when it got hard I began to massage my cock, ten minutes later l ejaculated. I then pulled up my briefs and jeans. The driver didn't even notice!:blush: 1976-ford-granada-63c6cb717584f.jpg
 

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Have to think about it, but off the top of my head I’d have to say after a massage after the masseuse left. This isn’t one of those places where sex is assumed. I got so horned up during the massage that I couldn’t go out in the lobby with that raging boner (though I did seriously consider it). I had to give myself a happy ending.

Of course, the masseuse could have walked back in at any moment.
And it had to smell like cum in there after I left. I cleaned it all up but the jizz-soaked tissues (and there were a lot of them) were in the uncovered wastebasket in that room. Probably not a surprise to her though since I was rock hard when she left but she never said anything. I mean, why or how could she?
 

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Years ago the ex-wife (we worked at the same place) swapped cars with me at work. The car I drove that day was much closer to where she walked out of her building, so to save herself steps she took the car I drove. She left me a note where she parked the other car, but to her lack of knowledge I didn't have keys to the car she left. So at 11:00 that night I called, she had to wake up the baby and bring me keys to the other car at work.

While I waited in the deserted parking lot, I sat on one of the concrete bumpers in front of the next parking space. We were allowed to wear shorts on my job in the summer, so as I waited I pulled my young Daddy cock out the side of my shorts, jacked it and shot sperm all in the sand in front of the concrete bumper. I covered the cum up with the sand when she got there and went home. She never swapped cars with me again to save herself a few steps.
 

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The riskiest place I ever jerked off at was in the unisex restroom at a Barnes & Noble (won't say what location I was at), in 2009. This was after looking at those Kama Sutra books in the health section. For the record, I had the door to the restroom locked, so no B&N employee knew.
 

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The riskiest place I ever jerked off at was in the unisex restroom at a Barnes & Noble (won't say what location I was at), in 2009. This was after looking at those Kama Sutra books in the health section. For the record, I had the door to the restroom locked, so no B&N employee knew.
Done that
 

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In the 70s, I pulled over onto the shoulder of a two-lane highway at 1:00 am, got out, walked to the other side of my vehicle, and pulled my hard cock out. I was super horny and jacked-off until spraying a big, 2 week load of cum on the ground. Put my cock back in my pants, walked around the car to the other side, got in the driver's seat, and finished my drive back home with a very happy attitude.
 

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When I was in High School I worked at Walt Disney world. On my lunch break I'd go over the Hall of Presidents,...there was metal grating above the presidents you could walk on. I could barely see the front row of guest but since it was dark in the rafters, they couldn't see me. I jerked off many times that summer and I'm sure I came on a few presidents. I found it hot as hell to know people probably saw stuff dripping down, but they probably assumed it was a water leak or something.
 

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I was best man.Groom and I went to change.We were both down to briefs and socks and he tackled me.We were wrestling on the floor laughing and groom started grabbing my coc k through briefs.He is tickling me and yanks off my briefs.I always thought this guy was straight but he is going down on me like a pro.I return the favour and rip off his Calvins.I pin him and rim him until he moans and shoots over himself.I clean him up with his ripped Calvins.He starts almost crying over not having underwear for under his tux.I give him mine.Won't be the first time for me.
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