robbing the grave

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  1. blakobra8

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    So, I'm a 22 YO male. Last weekend me and a 21 YO female friend got picked up by an incredibly sexy 40 year old woman. She was, sadly, on her period, so I wasn't able to fuck her, but she did suck my friend's clit while we had sex. I came in my friend, we all went to sleep. She made us breakfast in the morning. Pretty awesome.

    Either way, I am going to try and set up another date for this weekend. My friend isn't around, so it would be just me and the cougar. Hopefully she's still interested, and did not realize upon sobriety that she doesn't want to fuck a 22 year old again. But who wouldn't?

    Yeah this isn't going anywhere, but I want to brag a little. I would really like to have a 40 year old friend/fuckbuddy for the summer. Any tips on not making myself look like an immature little shit?
     
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    let me know how it turns out! :)
     
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    Hey man, checked out your album. Nice big uncut cock u got there! She saw you in action with the friend so she presumably liked what she saw, drunk or not. I'd imagine if you treat her respectfully and not act like a dumb shit she'll be grateful for the opportunity. On the other hand if she tells you to take a hike come find me -- I'll take that big dick any day. I'm not 40 yet, but I'd make a damn fine fuckbuddy.
     
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    Realizing that you might be an immature little shit makes you much less likely to act like one. And she likes you, so just have fun.
     
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    Maybe you could start by not referring to her this way: "robbing the grave"
     
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    You should fuck her while she is on the rag, it is the best time. Juicy and wet as hell plus no chance of knocking her up.
     
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    not bragging on a message board is a starter
     
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    no man that is actually the most awesome term i have ever read.
     
  9. blakobra8

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    isn't this site about bragging? speaking of, check out my pics and tell me what you think :wink:.

    also, just made a date for Friday.
     
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    I love older women and when I was 21 I worked at a bar. I picked up by an older woman that was 46 yearsold. I obviously did not act quite as wide open around her as I did my friends but she seemed to get off on me being young and acting that way. She was just looking to have fun so she more or less acted rather young herself. The number one and best thing you can do is just be yourself because sooner or later your not going to be able to pretend any longer so just be real and it will be fine.
     
  11. maxcok

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    Really?? You've never heard that? Plus, a lusty 40yo woman who's still menstruating?
    Yeah, I bet she'd just love to hear that. :rolleyes:

    The site is about a lot more than bragging, but ILS that you are, it's not surprising that's all you'd notice.
    Pics? eah . . .

    Cannot wait for you to start bragging about that.
     
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    i'm noticing a disturbing lack of humor in this thread.
     
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    and this is weird why?
     
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    i'm very sorry you're going to die in your 40s :frown1:
     
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    Not weird at all. I'm saying if he doesn't want to seem like an "immature little shit" he might not want to refer to sex with a healthy 40yo woman as "robbing the grave". Did you read the thread? It was kinda the whole point. Context, sweetie. For once I'd think you'd agree with me. Sheeesh!
     
  16. dolfette

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    maybe he's just day dreaming his necrophiliac fantasies.
     
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    My thoughts exactly.
     
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    That's what you think.....
     
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    ^ Thinking doesn't seem to be his strong suit.
     
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    Update (because I know you all care...looking at you MaxCok)

    Went on a great date, but she "had to go to work in the morning". And then, when she's on the highway back to her house she changes her mind and calls me up and asks me if I know how to get to her house...women...

    i said no, mostly because I am a spiteful person and wanted to make her wait a while to get me. but now I'm so horny. I'm gonna watch some porn. See yah.
     
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