On all fours in the mud, squealing like a pig while getting his fat ass railed deep by bigger, older men.
Robert Irwin: Take Two
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Javier destroying their arses with his huge Spanish chorizo
His sister is telling him that, he needs to start dating, to take the spotlight, so paparazzi and those people let her alone
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If he starts dating a guy that will really draw the attention. If he really loves his sister, he’ll go gay
That was my first thought hahaIf he starts dating a guy that will really draw the attention. If he really loves his sister, he’ll go gay
Can you imagine the tabloids if he was a slutty gay guy?
Steve Irwin's son loves wrangling with snakes
Robert Irwin's anaconda's on the loose!
Crickey! It's Bob's hoes!
The homophobes would be mad and I feel like he wouldn't date a white man so the white gays would be mad as well lol
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I kinda hope for his own sanity he isn't into guys. He's basically Australian Royalty and he couldn't possibly have a healthy, casual sex life involving men. Stories could come out that he's been hooking up with various ladies and it wouldn't be a big deal. But just one guy letting their "interactions" slip would be a persona-defining change for Robert.
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I think whoever he dates would need to be as much into conservation as he is. It seems to be his genuine passion.
I would not want to date him. He is hot but animals are gross and smelly.
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I'm sure Robert will be devastated to hear this.
And he'll launch into a 2 hour speech to change your mind. At the end of it, you would have changed your mind, because how can you not?
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Photo taken with a fan not long ago
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Damn he’s got great arms
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