roll of quarters

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  1. winger5150

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    Just a quick question. I've heard or read several american people refer to a penis as the size of a roll of quarters. Being English I've no idea what size that actually is, could someone let me know the length/girth/diameter of a roll of quarters. Just curious as I don't know if it implies a big one or not.

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  2. viking1

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    A roll of U.S. quarters is not quite 3" long and is 1" in diameter.

    I asume they are referring to flacid size when comparing a penis to a roll of quarters. That would be a rather small erect size wouldn't it?
     
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    Thanks for the info...I thought it must be flaccid as rolls of coins over here are usually only about 4 inches long, diameter depends on the coin but wouldn't be more than an inch. I just ahd no idea how big a quarter is.
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    Mabye you mean a beer can..............:tongue:
     
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    And that's assuming it's a $10 roll, rather than a $5 roll. :rolleyes:

    The diameter is 0.955" to be precise, and the length of a $10 roll just 2.76".

    They make useful weapons, though. :saevil:
     
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    Mabye they say this making fun of someone who has a small dick. I dont know. A roll of quarters isnt that big. This is anew one for me........:cool:
     
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    There's certainly a joke based on the idea, which also seems to indicate that the roll of quarters is meant to indicate a big dick. :rolleyes:

    A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there.

    He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch.

    “Hi, there, I’m Jerry,” he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, “and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?”

    “As a matter of fact there is,” she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. “Do you have change for a dollar?” :rolleyes:
     
  9. Mr. Snakey

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    Thats a funny joke . But a roll of quarters isnt that big......:tongue:
     
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    You never cease to amaze me dude:smile:
     
  11. Mr. Snakey

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    Our Alex is very smart man. Thats for sure..............:smile:
     
  12. transformer_99

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    Then there's the ever popular retort:

    "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me."
     
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    That, or he happens to be interested in quarters.

    It's actually very useful to know the sizes and weights of your local currency. Knowing that a new US nickel weighs exactly 5 grams has saved my cookies on more than one occasion.
     
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    How?
     
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    It is the same size as a shilling, and used to be silver.
     
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    now a roll of silver dollarswould be slightly bigger but still not impressive.
     
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