Rolling pin wank

[13788]

remotehypnosis: Someone emailed me about a technique they think made their dick grow big and thats rolling it out with a rolling pin to masturbate. Apparently he did this all through his teenage years and ended up with a big one. Anyone done anything even more bizarre?!

 

[Pecker]

Sorry, but it seems to me that a rolling pin would be too big for a small one and too small for a big one.

At any rate, the guy's dick must only look big from the front, as it would be too flat to be seen from the side.

 

[lellelind]

The technique is known as Jelking. It's a very old method for penis enlargment.

 

[jonb]

Err . . . No. Jelq is Arabic for masturbation.

 

[13788]

remotehypnosis: Anyone do anything else unusual as a teenager?

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Im guessing a few things based on what Ive heard but:

It could theoretically make him have a larger penis, as it MIGHT do what a common technique for penis enlargement does - force more blood into the capillaries, encourageing larger, firmer erections, and encouraging growth.

But Im not an expert, Ive just read a few things.

 

[jonb]

Hey, Pecker, wahine's actually a real word in Hawaiian pidgin. It means woman.

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by jonb@Feb 3 2005, 09:37 PM
Hey, Pecker, wahine's actually a real word in Hawaiian pidgin. It means woman.

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Yup - I should have credited the quote. It's from Pat Paulsen on The Smothers Brothers Show.

He also said, "I've upped my standards. Now, up yours."

 

[jonb]

He'd make a fine Vice President.