Ron Jeremy - funny story

badgirl22

Cherished Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 15, 2008
Posts
731
Media
9
Likes
320
Points
328
Location
US
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
I'm out in LA for the AVN manufctures expo. Met Ron Jeremy at the bar where the industry party was. Asked for his help with my business. He ended up driving me and my business partner back to our hotel after the bar closed to continue our conversation. We got pulled over for drunk driving but thing is he doesn't drink. He was weaving because he was playing his harmonica for us as he was driving lol! He didn't have his license but of course the cops knew him. Whole thing was so weird wouldn't have believed it had I not been there. Btw, he was really a very interesting and nice guy. Showed us not only his huge cock but pictures of his pet tortoise named Cherry.
 
D

deleted136887

Guest
You lucky girl.But having said that, Ol Ron was lucky meeting you too!
 
D

deleted136887

Guest
There is an interview with him on askmen website I think. ?He seems a very level headed guy blessed with a big cock, and he still works, still enjoys it!
 

Principessa

Expert Member
Joined
Nov 22, 2006
Posts
18,660
Media
0
Likes
141
Points
193
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
That isn't just funny it's bizarre. What is the AVN Manufacturers Expo?

There is an interview with him on askmen website I think. ?He seems a very level headed guy blessed with a big cock, and he still works, still enjoys it![/QUOTE] What's not to enjoy? :confused::tongue:
 

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

Legendary Member
Joined
Aug 9, 2003
Posts
41,323
Media
0
Likes
42,122
Points
718
Location
New Jersey, USA
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
I'm out in LA for the AVN manufctures expo. Met Ron Jeremy at the bar where the industry party was. Asked for his help with my business. He ended up driving me and my business partner back to our hotel after the bar closed to continue our conversation. We got pulled over for drunk driving but thing is he doesn't drink. He was weaving because he was playing his harmonica for us as he was driving lol! He didn't have his license but of course the cops knew him. Whole thing was so weird wouldn't have believed it had I not been there. Btw, he was really a very interesting and nice guy. Showed us not only his huge cock but pictures of his pet tortoise named Cherry.

Yeah, he's reputed to be an extremely nice guy off set. I watched when he was on THE SURREAL LIFE, and he made good friends before she died of all people, Tammy Faye Baker.
 

catman

Cherished Member
Joined
Oct 24, 2004
Posts
2,413
Media
0
Likes
370
Points
208
Location
Ga
Sexuality
50% Straight, 50% Gay
Gender
Male
Funniest part for me...

when I think "Ron Jeremy' the LAST thing I think of is....

'harmonica' LOL! (can he self suck? maybe thats where he gets his mouthing technique?)
 

blg3floor3

Experimental Member
Joined
Oct 5, 2008
Posts
196
Media
0
Likes
3
Points
163
Location
AZ
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
I hear he is a good guy. He is also very intelligent. A classically trained actor, if you could believe that!

Apparently, he also has a bachelors in education and a masters in special ed, and even taught special ed for a while. I also heard that he still has a valid teaching license (at the time what I read was written), but he's said that there's probably no way in hell that parents would let him anywhere near their kids at this point, regardless of how nice and intelligent he is.

can he self suck? maybe thats where he gets his mouthing technique?)

I read that he used to be able to, but can't really nowadays because of how much weight he's gained (in the bad way).
 

badgirl22

Cherished Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 15, 2008
Posts
731
Media
9
Likes
320
Points
328
Location
US
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
I hear he is a good guy. He is also very intelligent. A classically trained actor, if you could believe that!

He's also a trained musician.

So you tell him about LPSG?

No but think I will Be fun to have him here

What is the AVN Manufacturers Expo?

The Adult Video and Novelty association - (at least I'm pretty sure that's what it stands for)

when I think "Ron Jeremy' the LAST thing I think of is....

'harmonica' LOL!

I know - I was nearly pissing my pants as he pulled out the harmonica (he'd already shown us scrapbooks of his family and of when he was young and in shape) He was playing On Top of Old Smokey - my request, when we got pulled over. LOL! Still can't get the image of him playing while driving out of my mind - last thing I ever expected.

One thing he told us is that had he not gone mainstream nobody would remember him as a porn star. He told us so many tricks of the trade. Answered any and all of our questions. He kept falling asleep on our hotel room floor. It was 4:30am when we finally walked him down and got him a cab. But, he was awesome. showed us how to look at a dick for signs of a STD. His dick was very large though I didn't see it fully hard. Told me I was deserved of his full cock - LMAO - and yes, he did call back the next day too. I have a voice mail from him wanting to hook up the next night as well. Go figure...
 

hud01

Expert Member
Joined
Jan 1, 2009
Posts
4,983
Media
0
Likes
106
Points
133
Location
new york city
Sexuality
80% Straight, 20% Gay
Gender
Male
Funniest part for me...

when I think "Ron Jeremy' the LAST thing I think of is....

'harmonica' LOL! (can he self suck? maybe thats where he gets his mouthing technique?)
Don't know if he still can, but I had a movie, wish I could remember which one, where he bent down and sucked on his long cock.

So the answer is yes.
 
D

deleted136887

Guest
Ol Ron has his head screwed on right. If I was him, I also would have called BADGIRL back.But maybe not fall asleep on the floor...
 

badgirl22

Cherished Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 15, 2008
Posts
731
Media
9
Likes
320
Points
328
Location
US
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
Ol Ron has his head screwed on right. If I was him, I also would have called BADGIRL back.But maybe not fall asleep on the floor...

There may be more to the story than is being told....

get any pictures of him playing the harmonica

or of him showing you his horse hung cock?

Non of him playing the harmonica but yes, have photos of lots of things :eek: Just wasn't sure I should post them or not. He told me he wasn't fully hard but did tell me I was deserving of the full hardness and that he'd call me again - which he did but I missed the call - go figure. Have the voice mail though:smile:

man this is awesome wish i could have been there

Another factoid - he's licensed to handle tigers and he loves them. Has a ton of photos of him with the cats - course he says they'r great as cubs but will eat you when they grow up.

He gave us a lot of Hollywood Gossip too. One of the questions I had was if in mainstream movies, the people ever really fuck in the sex scenes. He said mainly no but there are some that do and he gave us names but I'll be damned if I can remember which actors/actresses he told us were really doing it.

Told us of one movie he did where the woman was supposed to be giving him a blowjob. He had to put a pillow there to ensure NONE of him actually touched her lips - apparently very touchy about that stuff in Hollywood - go figure.

He's definitely a character. A good down to earth guy.
 

joeweekend

Loved Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Apr 14, 2009
Posts
1,643
Media
4
Likes
632
Points
358
Location
Phoenix (Arizona, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
99% Gay, 1% Straight
Gender
Male
I'm out in LA for the AVN manufctures expo. Met Ron Jeremy at the bar where the industry party was. Asked for his help with my business. He ended up driving me and my business partner back to our hotel after the bar closed to continue our conversation. We got pulled over for drunk driving but thing is he doesn't drink. He was weaving because he was playing his harmonica for us as he was driving lol! He didn't have his license but of course the cops knew him. Whole thing was so weird wouldn't have believed it had I not been there. Btw, he was really a very interesting and nice guy. Showed us not only his huge cock but pictures of his pet tortoise named Cherry.

That's hysterical. I always thought he looked like kind of an eccentric. Make that - well hung eccentric.