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The supermario comment is pretty on key.

Even when he was relatively in shape, he was still hairier than me, had a pedi-stache, and bad cocaine hair. I don't know who said he had 8", but I'd have to say it's more like he was struggling for 7". His dick just ain't that big.

And these days, he apparently thinks that since he's Ron Jeremy, he can stay a fat, mushroom-hopping plumber and let his cock shrivel back into his thighs and still get chicks into bed.

Too bad the only thing I support of Ron Jeremy is his rolling papers.
 

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Every time I seen a video with Ron Jeremy
It grosses me out, I just looked for another video, and I never found him attractive then or now, sad case for a porn star.

What I can say is that he is laughing all the way to the bank and that’s Ok it wasn’t my money… :)

 

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I recall seeing a very early porn tape (from the days when they shot on film) in which Ron showed that he could blow his own rod. Don't recall the title. It was vey early in his career. He claimed years later in an interview that he regretted doing it on camera — because his mother might see it!!! LOL Needless to say with the belly he now has –– it's a lost skill.
here's the video I believe your referring 2. I still think its kinda hot.

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ron was like 7.5-8 inches.. but he is a 5'5" guy so... it looks huge on him! is like a 10 inch on me :)
 

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sorry to tell ya he is just under 10".9.75....mandingo is nearly 12"...lex steele im told under 11"...john holmes was just under 13"...31-32cm...now did u know errol flynn measured 13.75" or34cms and was known to rip his erection thru them tights they wore then...olivia de havilland let errol chloroform her in an effort to take him all an therefore stop him wanting others...i dont know y more monsters dont go into porn except that the few i know want a normal life with family members and bein in porn would ostrasize them...know swinger nearly 50 measures 13" and 9" around base and only fucks those his wife lines up 4 him...iz
 

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Let's face it, the guy is a proper minger. He has a personality and attitude to match!
 

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This is the first guy that I saw in porn with a big dick. I remember waiting for it to bounce out of his pants hard and hung. I can still remember jacking off at a young age to his dick. I loved the color of it, and the head. Aww, good times.
 

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Old Chinese proverb: "Always seek to be turned on by man older than oneself, so, when you get old, you won't go "eeeewwww" when you look in mirror" -Ode Dan Phat, ancient Chinese Homo Master.
 

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I was around long before the late 70's and 80's which someone said was the golden age of porn. He was always fat without any muscle that could be seen. He did have a big cock but he was so unappealing and i never cared to watch. I guess he or his producers felt he was a comedian and most of the films involved silly comedy. I cannot remember at any that he was slim and in good physical condition. I have always been obsessed with big cocks but would pass on him.
 

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I saw that episode of Bang Bus not too long ago and he seems atleast a 6 and also seemed to have lots of trouble keeping it hard.