roomie brought a girl home

[ioworld]

ok this is how it goes, my room mate for a year has finally brought a girl to our apartment to have sex. dont get me wrong its a good thing. i guess i'm just a little jealousy of this because i want to be in his bed. were strictly friends i guess. i caught him jerking off to porn once, also saw pics of his cock on his laptop pretty hot. i think he's a whore because he sends girls pics of his cock on his iphone. here's one of his pics. guess the size.

 

[Pepijn]

rude

 

[SpeedoMike]

seems like you should have included sex in the rental agreement. apparently you never asked him for what you wanted, so how should he have known you were available?

 

[Incocknito]

I wonder if you have a UK IP.

 

[helgaleena]

What do you expect us, the readers of this thread, to offer you, Ms COOKER ? that is your profession, Cooker? Please define that.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

What a weird way to get people to look at your dick.

You're a guy, dude.

 

[ioworld]

What do you expect us, the readers of this thread, to offer you, Ms COOKER ? that is your profession, Cooker? Please define that.

Okay I'm a cooker/waitress and a good cocksucker thank you very much.

 

[ioworld]

What a weird way to get people to look at your dick.

You're a guy, dude.

no I'm not here's a pic of me

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Well I'm satisfied!

 

[Keleios]

ok this is how it goes, my room mate for a year has finally brought a girl to our apartment to have sex. dont get me wrong its a good thing. i guess i'm just a little jealousy of this because i want to be in his bed. were strictly friends i guess. i caught him jerking off to porn once, also saw pics of his cock on his laptop pretty hot. i think he's a whore because he sends girls pics of his cock on his iphone. here's one of his pics. guess the size.

Unless they pay him for the pictures, he's no kind of whore. Just a player.
Also, don't you have a boyfriend?

 

[helgaleena]

Okay I'm a cooker/waitress and a good cocksucker thank you very much.

what is that job, cooker? I have been a cook, but I thought a cooker was an appliance.

 

[swiper007]

well if i was ur roomey..i wouldnt mind that you was in my bed

 

[Keleios]

what is that job, cooker? I have been a cook, but I thought a cooker was an appliance.

Maybe English isn't her first language, like a lot of other people on this forum so I'd say to let up on that as it's certainly not a genuine flaw.

well if i was ur roomey..i wouldnt mind that you was in my bed

Swiper no swiping.

 

[B_ILIW]

if you're serious, then do him.

Or at the least, tell him you like him. Most male/female friendships have a phase of mutual liking.

 

[easytoremember55]

Hell yeh - if you want him to bone you bloody tell him! He might be just being nice and not wanting to threaten his living arrangements by trying to get a root out of you.

Hey I'm a good example. I lived in a house with 3 single (and straight) girls for 6 months and didn't set a foot wrong or even flirt with them. Wasn't getting any either. I now live with 2 girls, one is now in a relationship and the other is single. I'm still not getting any. I simply won't try and suggest/make moves for anything because there's too much potential for it to make living her uncomfortable for someone. I like the place and can't be bothered finding somewhere new to live and I wouldn't feel right about making someone else feel so uncomfortable as to have to find somewhere new to live. As strange as it is I actually enjoy being able to live with females and not view them as sexual objects. I don't understand them (they do the strangest things sometimes) but I don't think you need to.

But my point is that if one of them had suggested to me that we don't just live together I'd be open for it.

 

[gjon30]

you wanna be in my bad? I wouldn't kick you out

 

[Rikter8]

no I'm not here's a pic of me

A Verification photo is always the best way to debunk any claims.

Neither of your photos show up in your posts. What happened?

 

[Fanuc]

Just get in bed one night and say your cold ... go from there