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  1. thedude21

    thedude21 New Member

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    Hey so im a colledge kid, and my usual night ritual is jack off a while in bed before i go to sleep. now im sharing a dorm with a christian conservative. how can i get away w it behind his back?
     
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    You're gonna have to find other times to do it. Either:

    a. While he's not around;

    b. While you're in the bathroom/shower; or

    c. While he's sleeping, but remember he could always wake up or just pretend to be sleeping.

    Good luck, and send photos! :D

    PS - If you think that just because he's a "Christian Conservative" that he doesn't beat his meat, think again!
     
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    Wait until he's asleep.

    And then do it quietly all over his face.
     
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    Just because he's a Xian neocon doesn't mean that he doesn't wank himself or serve cock on the DL. If living in DC teaches you one thing, it's that uptight people aren't always what they seem. Keep your noise down, but jerk yourself in the damned room while he's there! You paid as much for it as he did, and his issues shouldn't impede your harmless enjoyment of the space.
     
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    Yeah, it's just as much your room as his, do what you want.

    And if he gets uptight about you whacking off, tell him it's either that or he can suck it instead. :biggrin1:
     
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    LOL LOL Right On Bro....and he probably would
     
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    Agreed!
     
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    And by the way.........I want your dick......you've got a nice fuck-tool there
     
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    wow - I'm blushing!
     
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    Don't blush, it takes blood away from other areas of your body. :wink:
    Seriously, you have nice stuff there.
     
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    Wow - thanks guys!
     
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    The pleasure is ours. :wink:
     
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    Can't get any more straight-forward than that, IMO. :biggrin1:
     
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    Ain't it the truth.

    I sure hope he doesn't feel guilty about it. Hmm That reminds me guys, when you have the talk with your sons, tell it's normal to wank. sheesh Guilt feelings over wanking.
     
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    I agree 100%. I grew up in strict christian environment and it's just the last few years I stopped feeling guilty. Definitely tell your sons it's okay and is completely safe.


    Why do you care if he knows you are wanking? I know you have to try and get along, but do you know for sure this would bother him? It would not have bothered me even years ago. I don't mean do it in front of him, but he should respect your space enough not comment on what you do to yourself.
     
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    You were both thrown into this situation, so you have to find out what the boundaries and limits are. He has to respect you and what you want and you have to find out what he is all about. But c'mon, a guy has to wank sometime and where better than in his own bed.
     
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    I say go for it with him in the room and if he starts any crap shoot a load on him.
     
  19. Pecker

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    Way back in the Stone Age when dorms were little more than caves I was lucky to room with fellow Neanderthals who agreed that frequently waxing the club was an absolute necessity. Mostly it was done quietly after the fire was put out for the night but once in a while one of us would hear a distant giggle if the other had an especially intense orgasm.

    Inform your roomie that you want to update the room rules to include jerking off as privately as possible. He may be relieved that you've broken the ice.
     
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    If i were you i wouldnt do it with him in the room...
    I'd feel really....odd if my roomate didd that while i was in a bed near him. I mean, to me thats something to just do in private. Go into the bathroom or shower er somthing,...
     
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