biggunlover
Experimental Member
Rough sex back in high school and the girl didn't know she was going to be sore she couldn't hardly walk........I got a call from her dad and that wasn't any fun as she told him we went on a double date with another couple and went chasing bulls in a field, yeah bulls, how she came up with that I don't know, no bulls, just a barn and some hay, but I went along with him on that one and told him we'd be more careful in the future when we went to harass the cattle late at night.
Horror story would be the time I went with a girlfriend in college to see her grandmother in a nursing home and her 78 year old roommate suffering from alzheimer's grabbed my crotch and said something like, 'Ooh, nice package you have there sonny!' Back then in college she was really, really old....now twenty something years later, that's not quite so old.
Horror story would be the time I went with a girlfriend in college to see her grandmother in a nursing home and her 78 year old roommate suffering from alzheimer's grabbed my crotch and said something like, 'Ooh, nice package you have there sonny!' Back then in college she was really, really old....now twenty something years later, that's not quite so old.