Roy Oswalt - Pitcher

Yes, he does have a bulge...caused by his wearing a protective cup. You throw a ball at 90 mph, is hit by a batter causing it to ricochet right at you at 150 mph headed right towards your nuts. Yeah, I'd wear a cup, too.
 
I hope somebody will have some info on what you're needing, cutieforuboi, but we have to keep in mind that he is probably wearing a protective cup covering his manly equipment. It would take a magnitude of stuff to push that cup out enough to make a noticeably bigger bulge than the other guys, but a good thought none-the-less.
 
So if he is hot, he's got to be packing. He may be packing but your logic is absurd.
 
I don't think it's necessarily the fact that if he's hot, he's got to be packing. I think it's the fact that he looks as though he's packing something that makes him hot. Whether or not it's merely cup or something else pushing the cup out is a question, but it still is a hell of a turn on. Personally, I think big trouser snakes require big cages, especially because if that were just a cup bulge, everyone in MLB would have a gigantic bulge; and that's simply not the case.
 
Bulgereport.com said a lockerroom attendant states he is packing a nice cock.

Who are these lockerroom attendants? How does one get such a great job?!? I will quit my job tomorrow, if I could get a job like that! Phillies? you lookin'? I too have noticed, as a Baseball fan, that Oswalt's bulge is much bigger than a lot of other MLB players.
 
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gotta have a lot of meat and potatoes with that bulge or the cup wouldnt protrud so prodiously... his cup runneth over it seems...