Ruler Challenge to all big guys here

[B_Bonky]

Hey so I've seen a tremendous amount of bullshit on these boards about guys claiming such and such size. So here's a challenge:

I'll start this out with 5 to save my money.. maybe expand it if I can find a way to do this without breaking the bank...

First 5 guys to POST HERE accepting the challenge and thereafter PMing me with a mailing address, will receive, in about a week, a real live ruler from Staples or Office Depot in the mail. Imagine that!

They have to promise here that they'll use the ruler in at least one pic that they will post on these boards.

The rules of the photograph are as follows. Clearly it can't be photoshopped in any way. All markings on the ruler from 0" to whatever length you are must be clearly visible. That means no "bone pressing."

You can put it above, below, on the side of your dick.. I don't really care... as long as it's more or less on the same plane as your dick with regard to the camera. That is to say, if you're shooting from above, it should be on either side, the same distance from the camera as your dick. That's so nobody puts the ruler way underneath so as to make the ruler seem smaller (and your dick bigger). If you're shooting from the side it should be above or below your dick.

Imagine how great you'll feel to know that you're not thought of here as someone who's lying to everyone about your size.

Any takers?

 

[B_Bonky]

oh, due to postage charges this is open to guys in the US only. Sorry

You get to keep the ruler.

 

[h8r4life]

lol...I'll put up a new ruler pic with my own ruler in the next couple days, but I'll have to balk at giving anyone from a messageboard my mailing address. I'm darn sure you are on the level, but that just breaches my beloved web anonymity. Same reason I don't post any face shots.

 

[jeepboi87]

got anymore of those kickass pics? ur a freak bonk

 

[ourkid]

I'm not a "big" guys but I have several pics with a ruler next to my cock............I don't require any ruler though.

It's all there for you to see. I figure its just as well to let everyone see than to lie about it.

 

[B_Bonky]

great! and those who want to use their own rulers.. even better!

 

[B_Bonky]

ok I understand if people don't want me to know their mailing address. So here's another part of the offer.

Instead of mailiing you a ruler, I'll send, via paypal, $2.00 to your anonymous paypal account, and you can go out and buy your own. But I'll only do it if you promise HERE to post a photo with it and your dick.

 

[wang420]

i try not to reply to most threads on here, but this seems to be the most backwards. not only is a "straight" guy looking for pictures of big cocks, but would also like your home mailing address. hmmmmm... maybe you should spend more time pointing out the "fakers" and add some entertainment. or maybe just tell people you will give them money for their pics.

 

[hoggindaz]

i wouldnt give anyone on the internet my mailing adress, however i think its an awesome idea. perhaps we could have some sort of tage next to the username where it says "size confirmed"? i dont really care about it that much but i will get around to buying a ruler and putting a pic up.

 

[deleted30979]

Measuring pics are great, but I would rather more guys just posted them of their own volition than wait to get a free ruler!

 

[B_Bonky]

I agree but all the nagging in the world can't get the sad sacks on this board to tell the truth. Bunch of pathetic muppets. But hopefully the chance to receive a free ruler will do it. I'd actually be surprised if anybody took me up on the offer.

I just wish somebody would tell me why people would join a large penis group to tell lies about the size of their dicks. Seems like a waste of time and energy. Are there that many crazies out there?

 

[B_thickjohnny]

There is one little error in all of this measuring, I think and that is the difference pubic fat has on the actual size. I mean, if you're 18 with zero body fat you're measuring from the pubic bone. If you have an extra pound or two, you're measuring from the fat which has accumulated. So some of your cock is actually hiding. Could be quarter of an inch but to some guys, that quarter inch matters!!

 

[B_Bonky]

tough shit for the fatties then

 

[Wish-4-8]

I just wish somebody would tell me why people would join a large penis group to tell lies about the size of their dicks. Seems like a waste of time and energy. Are there that many crazies out there?

Because this is the interenet. This is the last fronteir of the wild west. Anyone with a computer can join. This is no different then the guys who pretend to be chicks. Why do they do it? Maybe for kicks, I dont know.

Why are you so damn interested in what people think on a site like this or anywhere? Why does anyone have to prove anything to you? What is the prize for proving it? To get your approval? Lets say everyone does it. Seriously, what do you get out of it?

And to answer your last question, yes, there are many crazies out there and the internet is a good place to find them. That is why it is a bad idea to give out personal info like a mailing address to anyone on here. "Welcome to the Jungle, youre going to die" said a famous song.

 

[B_Bonky]

you often have good responses to my questions.

 

[musclemonkey5]

So.. you want me..?.. to pm you with my home address.. when I don't know anything about you, except that you love big dick and are a member of a site for sexual addicts. No thanks, I'd rather not get raped

 

[B_Bonky]

strawman fallacy.. no if you properly comprehended my post it said "mailing address." Like PO Box.. I have no interest in knowing anyone's home address.

 

[B_Bonky]

but then again, you fruits are veeery cleverly avoiding the SECOND part of my offer. If you don't want me to "know" your mailing address (like I give a shit) then just give me a bunk paypal account and I'll send you 2 bucks to buy a ruler.

OOOOORRRR you could just man up and measure your junk with a ruler you bought yourself.

 

[Wish-4-8]

you often have good responses to my questions.

Like I said before, you make it interesting around here. :wink:

 

[Lex]

Hey so I've seen a tremendous amount of bullshit on these boards about guys claiming such and such size. So here's a challenge:

I'll start this out with 5 to save my money.. maybe expand it if I can find a way to do this without breaking the bank...

First 5 guys to POST HERE accepting the challenge and thereafter PMing me with a mailing address, will receive, in about a week, a real live ruler from Staples or Office Depot in the mail. Imagine that!

...

Any takers?

Or, you could direct people to printable rulers found online. They can then cut them out and use them to measure.

Like HERE.

I am more a fan of tailor's tape measure (if you don't use a paper ruler) as they allow you to measure both length and girth (And can be used for body measurements as well).

Here I am hanging a shade over 6" soft (this was a challenge long ago from meatpackingbubba). Notice that the ZERO is right at my base, the rest of the tape measure is hanging down by its own weight to prove that I was not embellishing the results.