Ruler pics - can anyone show 8 inches?

Alpha male, you have talked ad nauseum in this thread about the difficulties of measuring a dick with a severe upward curve. I don't doubt that but I have to ask, if it's so terribly hard to pull your dick away from your stomach even a few inches as you have stated, then how in the hell do you have sex??
 
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Look, I did my best to hold my dick (which is naturally curved up and to the left), the ruler and the camera all at once. Not an easy task I tell you :boggled: ... No wonder there aren't many of these pictures around...

Here are the three clearest ones I could get. Sorry you can’t really see the bottom of the ruler, but don't worry it's all there. As a matter of fact there are an extra 3/16 of an inche at the base of the ruler before the beginning of inche #1...
This is CLEARLY NOT an 8 inch dick. The ruler doesn't even start at the abse till 2- 3 inches. PLus you can just tell. Nice try.