Ruler pics - can anyone show 8 inches?

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Boy, this thread sure 'petered out' quickly...With all the bragging going on around here, I was expecting some 'stiff' competition. C'mon, you guys...All of these posters that claim eight or more inches, no more excuses, let's see the proof!
 

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Hey bigunzippedstudent9,

Practice what you preach. Here is one of the pics from your gallery claiming 8" x 6", but I see no clarifying ruler!

The Gospel according to bigunzippedstudent9:
In my mind, there is only way to measure: put the fucking ruler/tape measure on the top of your cock, and keep your entire cock and entire measurement in the picture; and don't be so fucking lazy you can't even take your boxers/shorts off, get nekkid already! After all that I'll even let you super lame-os push that fucking plastic ruler so hard into your pubic bone that you are about to sever some artery (at most it'll give you half and inch so be my guest.

I feel guilty for posting in this thread without submitting a new measured pic, but my excuse is my hands are covered in Gorilla Glue©.
 

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Hey bigunzippedstudent9,

Practice what you preach. Here is one of the pics from your gallery claiming 8" x 6", but I see no clarifying ruler!

The Gospel according to bigunzippedstudent9:
In my mind, there is only way to measure: put the fucking ruler/tape measure on the top of your cock, and keep your entire cock and entire measurement in the picture; and don't be so fucking lazy you can't even take your boxers/shorts off, get nekkid already! After all that I'll even let you super lame-os push that fucking plastic ruler so hard into your pubic bone that you are about to sever some artery (at most it'll give you half and inch so be my guest.

I feel guilty for posting in this thread without submitting a new measured pic, but my excuse is my hands are covered in Gorilla Glue©.


Actually I never even hinted that I was trying to, or have ever, posted a measurement picture. I have nothing to prove to you and I'm pretty secure in my own measuring abilities. That doesn't mean I can't smell or call out the bullshit a mile a away when I see it.

And neither does anyone really... what I was angry about was the ridiculously fake (to me at least) measurment pics that are the norm.

As for the gorilla glue, I am happy to concede yes it is difficult to get a clear ruler pic while hard and trying to deal with a camera. But come on, you can't honestly look at half these photos and not laugh can you???
 

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Oh and freakdick2hands,

Just looked through your gallery, which is marvelous btw. That being said, personally the hottest pics are the ones with clear rulers. The comparison ones with household objects, soso. The ones with objects in them and they are side by side with COCK AND BALLS as we would be seen from our POV (ie. glade can revisted etc.), are too me nonsense if you trying to impress the length of your COCK... AND BALLS to us.

Don't mean to pick on you, but that goes for others too. Don't mean to preach but I've seen ppl do you ruler measurements this way... hahahahahahahahahahah
 

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Best I've captured myself is 8ish but I know I could do better with a fluffer :)
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I don't claim 8" but is this an accurate measurement for 7?
 
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This is crazy. The thing that bothers me the most about this place is that so many people cry foul. Then again, the next thing that bothers me the most is that so many are soo invested in this place. A recurring comment I've seen is "What kind of loser lies about their penis size on the internet?!". My answer is the same kind of loser that sits on the Internet debunking peoples cock sizes. Both are pretty pathetic, and I kind of wish this place had more of a don't ask don't tell policy, I think it would at least lead to a bigger variety of conversation.

All that being said I'm 8" on the spot. I look bigger; it's the curve, don't let it fool you. I'm not gonna measure myself for you because I have nothing to prove to anyone, and have plenty other real life people to stroke my ego for me.

Enjoy my 2 cents.

In that case, I've got a 20 footer! :D