Ruler pics - can anyone show 8 inches?

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Here's a picture of mine measured after soaking in a friends jacuzzi for an hour and a half. Makes it real limber and I can get an inch or two extra in length to measure.
I know all the (pens envy) photoshop experts are going to have fun with this one. Eat your hearts out.

Trevor

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It's funny how all those guys who claim to have nine-inch dicks fail to show up whenever legitimate photo-verified measurements are required. In this thread so far, no one has shown a ruler measurement of 8" that does not involve some kind of cheating.

I think that even on this site there are very few guys whose dicks reach the eight-inch mark, measured along the top without pressing (and no, I do not claim to be one of them). There are, however, two guys who have posted photos in my "Two-Dollar Club" thread showing nine quarters lined up on their dicks without the help of tape (that's 8.6 inches): Matthi and Ranxerox. Quercusone used to have a measuring photo, but it's no longer in his gallery.


And again I agree with you. I think there are very few men who (legitimately) reach the 8 inch mark. Unfortunately the same thing is true for me, I am just under 8 inches but I definately don't reach the 8 inch mark.
But what I would like to know is, do you consider my measurement to be valid/correct and what is actually the correct way to measure?
 

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Here's a picture of mine measured after soaking in a friends jacuzzi for an hour and a half. Makes it real limber and I can get an inch or two extra in length to measure.
I know all the (pens envy) photoshop experts are going to have fun with this one. Eat your hearts out.

Trevor


it sure looks weird.

can you even fuck with that? ;) it doesnt bend when you go in? it looks like it is 5.5" around.
 

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Of the photos above -

The ones where you are measuring with your cock facing downwards - That adds on half an inch minimum. I know because I can take a photo of my cock "almost" hard so not pointing up, with a tape, and it will show 8 inchers, but I am honest that I am 7.2/3 non bone pressed.

Trevor, that tape is well below your cock but you are probably just having a laugh.

Patrick - That seems totally valid, other than the slight bone pressing. 7.5 easily.

The true way is to stand up STRAIGHT - Feet no more than shoulder width apart. Lay a tape or ruler on top of the cock - holding the cock straight and horizontally to allow for curves, and don;t push it in, just lightly touch the skin of your pubic area.
 

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It's funny how all those guys who claim to have nine-inch dicks fail to show up whenever legitimate photo-verified measurements are required. In this thread so far, no one has shown a ruler measurement of 8" that does not involve some kind of cheating.

I think that even on this site there are very few guys whose dicks reach the eight-inch mark, measured along the top without pressing (and no, I do not claim to be one of them). There are, however, two guys who have posted photos in my "Two-Dollar Club" thread showing nine quarters lined up on their dicks without the help of tape (that's 8.6 inches): Matthi and Ranxerox. Quercusone used to have a measuring photo, but it's no longer in his gallery.

True, but RamIt looks like a legit 8-incher to me.
 

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Hey...

I get loads of requests for 'proof' pics...so I took a few!

As people have mentioned before...it’s really difficult to take a good pic - on your own anyway! :biggrin1:

Holding my dick, camera and the ruler at the same time is damn tricky!

Anyways...here they are! When the tape is right up to the base I measure just under 9.5"s & around 6.5" girth! (I couldn’t get the thing to stay there tho! resting it on the table was the best I could do!) :smile:
 

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it sure looks weird.

can you even fuck with that? ;) it doesnt bend when you go in? it looks like it is 5.5" around.

It was soft in that picture, so it's probably 5.5 or 6.0 inches around. If I am fucking and it's only semi hard, it does bend fairly easy going in.
I have a few pictures in my gallery measuring it hard.

Trevor
 

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This is amazing. We've got guys getting the end of their dicks past the eight-inch mark by jamming the end of a ruler or a tape into their abdomens, folding the end of a tape up, holding a ruler on the side of their dicks, putting a ruler or a tape on a surface underneath their dicks, bending their dicks downward (or measuring while seated, which effects a similar orientation of penis to abdomen), holding a ruler at a different angle from their dicks -- and I don't know what manner of shenanigans we have yet to see. But one thing that has not yet been shown in this thread is a (non-altered) photo showing someone's dick extending past the eight-inch mark of a ruler or a tape (marked in genuine inches) held along the top of it and not pressed in. I don't doubt that there are guys on this site who can do that; but no one has yet done that in this thread.
 

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Hey dude, chill the fuck out. Who made you the ruler police? whether there is cheating or not, if some one puts up a pic with a measurement, you can see where they are.

If guys want to give it a shot and share what they have, who the fuck are you to harsh on everyones efforts? Does your dick go limp every time you see a measurement pic with cheating?

Besides, why not press it in? I know when Im fucking I press it all the way in, so why not measure that? If you are only concerned with how it looks, and not how it can be used, then thats just superficial vanity bullshit. If thats the case, then what the fuck are we doing here?
 
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