Ruler pics - can anyone show 8 inches?

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Of course.



Maybe, maybe not. If the end of the ruler is in plain sight and there's no visible skin indentation then there's not much to argue about IMO.



I'm not sure about that, but you seem to know more about it than me. Setting the camera in front of the penis will give a higher reading but there will be tell-tales, like some of the bottom of the glans showing, or a screwed up penis/body/feet angle. I might be missing something though, feel welcome to enlighten me, by PM if you don't want to publicly share your secrets :)

No secrets, it's just involved enough that the typical faker won't invest the time or money to make it happen. If you know anything about view cameras that employ lenses that can be angled in relation to the film (or ccd) plane, this manipulation can be employed to both "fix" distortions and cause them. Basically the cam/lens is set up such that the angle used to gain length is compensated by making the object (penis) appear to be parallel to the camera. It can't compensate for excessive manipulation, but it still works. Obviously this can't be achieved with either a phone cam or a common dslr lens, but it's still possible. Since most of us can't figure out what motivates someone to fake photos in an anonymous forum, we can't completely discount it happening.
 

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After 68 pages of nerdy fights over how to properly measure, it’s amazing how someone can walk in and very nonchalantly drop his by the side measurement..
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After 68 pages of nerdy fights over how to properly measure, it’s amazing how someone can walk in and very nonchalantly drop his by the side measurement..
Actually a sitting measurement along the outside of his curved and pumped dick...
While 8 inches is definetely rare, dillusions are not :D
 

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No secrets, it's just involved enough that the typical faker won't invest the time or money to make it happen. If you know anything about view cameras that employ lenses that can be angled in relation to the film (or ccd) plane, this manipulation can be employed to both "fix" distortions and cause them. Basically the cam/lens is set up such that the angle used to gain length is compensated by making the object (penis) appear to be parallel to the camera. It can't compensate for excessive manipulation, but it still works. Obviously this can't be achieved with either a phone cam or a common dslr lens, but it's still possible. Since most of us can't figure out what motivates someone to fake photos in an anonymous forum, we can't completely discount it happening.

Anti-parallax lens?
 

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Anti-parallax lens?
Essentially.
Consider taking a photo of a skyscraper from the ground. To get it all in the photo you have to angle the lens up. With a conventional camera the film plane or sensor plate is always exactly parallel to the lens. Because the top of the building is obviously further than the base, the film plane is further from the top of the building too, and the photo will appear as though the building is leaning away. With a view camera or an adjustable lens, the camera can be set so the film plane is parallel to the building while the lens can be angled up so the entire length is in view. The building will appear to be vertical instead of leaning back.

As you can probably surmise, this can be transposed easily to manipulate a measurement photo. The camera and penis can be positioned to both get an advantageous apparent measurement and to not appear to be angled away.
 

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Essentially.
Consider taking a photo of a skyscraper from the ground. To get it all in the photo you have to angle the lens up. With a conventional camera the film plane or sensor plate is always exactly parallel to the lens. Because the top of the building is obviously further than the base, the film plane is further from the top of the building too, and the photo will appear as though the building is leaning away. With a view camera or an adjustable lens, the camera can be set so the film plane is parallel to the building while the lens can be angled up so the entire length is in view. The building will appear to be vertical instead of leaning back.

As you can probably surmise, this can be transposed easily to manipulate a measurement photo. The camera and penis can be positioned to both get an advantageous apparent measurement and to not appear to be angled away.

I have used these at work for that exact purpose. Photographing building facades from the ground while minimizing perspective distortion
 

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After 68 pages of nerdy fights over how to properly measure, it’s amazing how someone can walk in and very nonchalantly drop his by the side measurement.
It works the same here with most stuff. I think people just don't bother reading the top post or skimming through some of the thread before posting. The "proof" threads are often riddled with "guy at the sauna" stories after a hundred people point out that personal anecdotes are meaningless and unwelcome. I'm sure we've all done the same thing ourselves at some point though.
 
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I’m over 8 inches long and 7 inch girth to my head. Check out my measurement pics. A lot of girls say they have had one similar in length but none as thick. Makes me think 8 inches isn’t that rare
And then you realize that you pump and don't measure correctly at all. Half the thread was about how to measure correctly and you post such pics? :sweat:
 

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A standing 90° on-top measurement doesn't leave a lot of room for cheating. If the camera angle is off enough to allow a "gain" of more than a couple millimeters, it will show. Things can only get shady when sitting.



As long as you can see the end of the ruler it's OK in my book. I know I've only talked about seeing the zero mark so far, but in the case of a ruler that has the little gap before the zero, just seeing the zero wouldn't be enough, we'd run into the same issue that started this discussion. The actual end of the ruler is what must be visible.
What did you do to get your length???
 

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I’m over 8 inches long and 7 inch girth to my head. Check out my measurement pics. A lot of girls say they have had one similar in length but none as thick. Makes me think 8 inches isn’t that rare
I don't get the measurement nazi's. You've got a nice big dick that looks easily over 8 inches. And I agree that big dicks are quite common.
 
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I don't get the measurement nazi's. You've got a nice big dick that looks easily over 8 inches. And I agree that big dicks are quite common.
It's pretty simple. This isn't the show off section. In here we are keeping it real and do not care about delusion and fantasy. Don't like it? Stay away and go to the cozy show off section where people tell you that a 5" dick looks like 8".
 

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I don't get the measurement nazi's. You've got a nice big dick that looks easily over 8 inches. And I agree that big dicks are quite common.
A big dick kind of implies that it is big relative to most other dicks. In that respect it is difficult for them to be both truly big and truly common
 
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A big dick kind of implies that it is big relative to most other dicks. In that respect it is difficult for them to be both truly big and truly common
Thanks for the comments. I really don’t need anyone to tell me I have a big dick...I hear from pretty much every women I’m the biggest cock they have seen. Sometimes I’ll hear them say they have seen other big guys with similar length but nothing close to as thick as mine. Therefore, from my experience a common big dick is 8-9 inches and not close to 7 inches in girth. I’m actually much thicker when I pump which I like to do sometimes. Their reaction is priceless. Ha, ha. Both when they pull it out and when it goes in. :)
 
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