Rules For A Flesh Pile

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Okay, just so there is no misunderstanding
    next time someone calls a "Flesh Pile", let's
    outline the rules here, so no-one is confused.:wink:
     
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    #1 - Sorcerer requires no invitiation and may, at his discretion, select several lucky participants to play with in a more private setting.

    #2 - Straight guys are welcome to participate in any capacity so long as they don't freak out by a stray hand or penis, accidental or otherwise.
    #2b - In a predominatly gay flesh pile, women are welcome to watch and may participate, so long as it doesn't interfere with the "performance" of any gay members. As a general rule, ladies to the left of the pile, anti-vag queens to the right.

    #3 - Anyone can start a flesh pile in any thread at any time for any reason or no reason at all. If your thread was hijacked, just jump in and enjoy the fun.

    #4 - The safe word is "Jerry Lewis"
     
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    #5 Bunnies, while cute and fluffy, should not be used as sex toys.

    #6 Alt is always the one that brings the whip. He also prefers to come in an Indiana Jones-esque attire.

    #7 Anyone who passes by a flesh pile and tries to escape shall be immediately dragged into the pile.
     
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    What if your mouth is "full"? :wink: Just curious. :tongue:
     
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    Too funny!

    And Windy is exempt from rule #7!:wink:
     
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    No no no. Bunnies should always be used as sex toys. Sometimes they just "need it!"
     
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    If your mouth is full, I guess you just have to enjoy the ride...
     
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    Hmm, well I just hope English Gentleman is close by with his full stock of Super Soaker Lube Balloons, and notices the "signal" of my eyes bulging out of my head in time. :eek:
     
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    Did someone call my name? :smile:
     
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    Yup, it's like that.
     
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    ONCE AGAIN... I've been left out. I, I'll have you know, am an integral part to every flesh pile...
     
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    #8 only flesh piles in which Vinny interacts physically with at least two other participants shall be accorded the status of official flesh piles :wink:
     
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    I would like to call everyone's attention to the above rule #7 stating anyone passing shall be immediately dragged. This rules out any age discrimination and don't you forget it!:biggrin1:
     
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    You must engage in at least one sexual act which is outside your "comfort zone."

    You must give yourself over to absolute pleasure, and swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.

    No one is exempt. Yes, that means you.
     
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    :eek: :tongue: :biggrin1: :wink:

    So be warned to not even post in these
    things any more and it might be adviseable
    to quickly vacate the site lest you be spotted!
     
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    Unless you secretly want to be in it, and are like Windy.. and Play hard to get:biggrin1:
    In which case, you may get pulled in at any moment, even if you are not here:rolleyes: (never did get that pizza)
     
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    Jeffy, sorry...EG and I got sidetracked! :tongue:

    I like to 'play' but not PLAY...I love the
    fun aspect but other than the fantasies
    I write, I'd not really enjoy an orgy but
    I do post to the thread because you all
    are so exuberant about it.

    So in this case, I stayed to see the fun
    begin but then I figured Pizza was the
    better part of valour! :rolleyes:
     
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    Vinny... See rule #1. You know you're getting picked every single time.
     
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