Rules For A Flesh Pile

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#1 - Sorcerer requires no invitiation and may, at his discretion, select several lucky participants to play with in a more private setting.

#2 - Straight guys are welcome to participate in any capacity so long as they don't freak out by a stray hand or penis, accidental or otherwise.
#2b - In a predominatly gay flesh pile, women are welcome to watch and may participate, so long as it doesn't interfere with the "performance" of any gay members. As a general rule, ladies to the left of the pile, anti-vag queens to the right.

#3 - Anyone can start a flesh pile in any thread at any time for any reason or no reason at all. If your thread was hijacked, just jump in and enjoy the fun.

#4 - The safe word is "Jerry Lewis"
 

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#5 Bunnies, while cute and fluffy, should not be used as sex toys.

#6 Alt is always the one that brings the whip. He also prefers to come in an Indiana Jones-esque attire.

#7 Anyone who passes by a flesh pile and tries to escape shall be immediately dragged into the pile.
 

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Altairion said:
#5 Bunnies, while cute and fluffy, should not be used as sex toys.

#6 Alt is always the one that brings the whip. He also prefers to come in an Indiana Jones-esque attire.

#7 Anyone who passes by a flesh pile and tries to escape shall be immediately dragged into the pile.

Too funny!

And Windy is exempt from rule #7!:wink:
 

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#8 only flesh piles in which Vinny interacts physically with at least two other participants shall be accorded the status of official flesh piles :wink:
 

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Altairion said:
. . . . #7 Anyone who passes by a flesh pile and tries to escape shall be immediately dragged into the pile.

I would like to call everyone's attention to the above rule #7 stating anyone passing shall be immediately dragged. This rules out any age discrimination and don't you forget it!:biggrin1:
 

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You must engage in at least one sexual act which is outside your "comfort zone."

You must give yourself over to absolute pleasure, and swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.

No one is exempt. Yes, that means you.
 

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Matthew said:
You must engage in at least one sexual act which is outside their "comfort zone."

You must give yourself over to absolute pleasure, and swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.

No one is exempt. Yes, that means you.

:eek: :tongue: :biggrin1: :wink:

So be warned to not even post in these
things any more and it might be adviseable
to quickly vacate the site lest you be spotted!
 

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Unless you secretly want to be in it, and are like Windy.. and Play hard to get:biggrin1:
In which case, you may get pulled in at any moment, even if you are not here:rolleyes: (never did get that pizza)
 

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Jeffy, sorry...EG and I got sidetracked! :tongue:

I like to 'play' but not PLAY...I love the
fun aspect but other than the fantasies
I write, I'd not really enjoy an orgy but
I do post to the thread because you all
are so exuberant about it.

So in this case, I stayed to see the fun
begin but then I figured Pizza was the
better part of valour! :rolleyes:
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
ONCE AGAIN... I've been left out. I, I'll have you know, am an integral part to every flesh pile...

Vinny... See rule #1. You know you're getting picked every single time.