Rules of introduction

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by DevonTexas, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. DevonTexas

    DevonTexas Well-Known Member

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    So I frequently get messages like, "hey! I'm down. Wanna hook up?" and I'm like. "well, other than your screen name of "4ChanDeerFukcr", I really don't know anything about you".

    Why can't people be a bit more communicative?

    And what's your 1st introduction peeves?
     
  2. erindera

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    Mine is "A/S/L" No "Hello", no "My name is" just a demand for my age, gender and location. I used to try to think up a witty reply, but now I just ignore it.
     
  3. The Dragon

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    All of that and more....

    c2c?, wan2 fuk? what size are your tits? You like big cok.

    Blah. blah. blah to infinity.

    Now I've set all my privacy settings to friends only including PM's and it cuts the mindless leg humping bullshit down to zero.
     
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    I don't even respond to that kind of "introduction" any more. When they have no pics, no posts and 500 "friends", I'm not interested.
     
  5. MickeyLee

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    in my early days of LPSG - any PM with an opening line detailing all the ways a dude imagined my lips wrapped around his penis. anything involving a part of my body and semen. any thread asking to see mug shots of me Jenny. any request for my contact information off site. any and all offers of peep show of someone's penis. any PM with pussy in the subject line.

    top of the list would have to be the guy who wanted to buy my underwear. :confused:
    he was famous and needed to be discreet. is why he could only type in txt spk :rolleyes:



    now days.. i think i've annoyed/scared most of the one line seduction masters away
    is a skill and a talent.
    i'm like LPSG salt peter :biggrin:
     
    #5 MickeyLee, Mar 5, 2012
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    Yeah, about that...the check I sent you cleared my bank last month, but I still haven't gotten the panties. That tracking number you sent me for USPS was totally bogus. I'm slightly concerned at this point.
     
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    This.
     
  8. ColonialBoy

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    I went in the 'chat' here for the first time. Plenty of people wanting me to chat and look at their camera.

    In real life I dont see people so upfront, I'm just too old for this instant-sex thing.
     
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    Best ever way to scare away the one liner types?

    Become a mod :biggrin1:
     
  10. The Dragon

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    I would still totally fuk you.

    c2c?:biggrin1::wink:
     
  11. someperson

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    I do not get many messages.
     
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    I don't get PM's often. When I do, I'll ignore them for the most part. But I get plenty of those in chat.
     
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    Any mention of how they want to fuck me or about their cock. This is one of the many reasons I don't reply to pm's.
     
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